-> "Hate Story"
Original Song Title:
"Love Story"
Parody Song Title:
"Hate Story"
The Lyrics
I was so young, when I first saw you.
I close my eyes and the wishing starts-
I'm standing there, and you ignore me because you don’t care.
I see the lights; see the party, the dancing.
You see me make my way through the crowd-
I say hello, you turn away and go
I’m playing Romeo, on you my heart was set
But you said sternly “I am not your Juliet”
And I was giving you all I got
Begging you, “Please date me…”
But you said
Listen boy, please go somewhere, and leave me alone.
I don’t like you, besides I don’t think you’re fun
You’re a nobody, and I am a princess
There’s no love story, it’s a false pretense
So I sneak out of classes to see you
I keep quiet ‘cause I’m dead if you knew
I close my eyes
And dream of us for a little while
Cause I’m your Romeo, we’re meant to be together
But you keep insisting “I’m not your Juliet”
And I was off’ring all I got
Begging you “Please date me…”
But you said
Listen boy, please go somewhere, and leave me alone.
I don’t like you, besides I don’t think you’re fun
You’re a nobody, and I am a princess
There’s no love story, it’s a false pretense
Listen girl, date me, I’m trying to tell you how I feel
Your love is fantasy, mine is real
Just give me a chance, and I will give you my best
I’m in love, baby, why can’t you say yes?
I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you would ever come around
My love for you had faded
So when I met you walking around, I said
Forget it, baby, I’ll be better off alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
This was in my head, now I know how to think
Being single rocks, relationships stink.
I said, forget you, Taylor Swift
I rather have to be alone
I hate girls and that’s all I know
I’ll stick with my friends, cuz you’re a big mess
There’s no love story, being single’s the best!
Cuz I was dumb when I first saw you…
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