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Song Parodies -> "Horror Story"

Original Song Title:

"Love Story"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Horror Story"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

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You seemed so nice when I first saw you
I close my eyes, and the earthquake starts
I'm standing there
All the buildings are no longer there

I see the cracks, all the bodies are piled up
I see you make your way through the blood
You say hello
Little did I know...

That you were Romeo and you were killing people
And my daddy said, "Please don't murder Juliet"
And I was crying on the staircase, begging you "Let me go"
And I said:

Romeo hates me, I just want to be alone
He is waiting, all there's left to do is die
Or I can kill him using my shotgun
It's a horror story, baby, don't kill me

So I sneak out to the garden to shoot you
I keep quiet 'cause I'm dead if you knew
So close your eyes
I'll have you dead in a little while
Oh, oh, but you were Romeo, you knew where I was hiding
And you sharply said, "I can see you standing there"
Then you appeared in front of me, and you just wouldn't let me go
And I said:

Romeo hates me, I just want to be alone
He's still waiting, all there's left to do is die
I couldn't shoot him, I'm just a victim
It's a horror story, someone please save me

Romeo hates me, he's try'na make me disappear
I'm try'na stay alive, but he's fierce
I'm so afraid, please get me out of this mess
It's a horror story, baby, don't kill me

Oh, oh...

He got tired of waiting
Wondering if I was ever going to die
The hope in him was fading
I was fine regardless of how hard he had tried
To kill me

Romeo hates me but he said "I'll let you go"
He can't kill me so he said he's giving up
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He fell to the ground and pulled out a gun and said

Bury me, Juliet, I'm gonna let you be alone
I hate you -- I bet you already know
Go talk to your dad, he'll pick out a black dress
It's a horror story, baby, just kill me...

Oh, oh... oh oh...

You seemed so nice when I first saw you...

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