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Song Parodies -> "Dread Kissing in the Mouth"

Original Song Title:

"Tear Drops on My Guitar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Dread Kissing in the Mouth"

Parody Written by:

Exxtregular/Chanell W

The Lyrics

This is for my Halitosis folk
Verse 1
Drew looks at me, teeth so yellow that I can’t see
I want, I need please someone hand me the sunscreen
Thought they were beautiful, thought they were pearlie whites
I was deceived because he only smiled at me at night

Drew talks to me, I step back cause the scent’s so steep
Why can’t he see, that his breath needs some Listerine
I bet they’re good and red, cause of the gum disease
The only reason that I’ve never asked him to say ‘cheese’

Hook
He’s the reason why I dread kissing in the mouth
I keep my tic tacs so we’ll never have to go without
He should scrub, and then rinse, then pop him about 3 breath mints


Verse 2
Drew walks by me; I get a whiff of molded cheese
When we’re close I, try not to earl
It’s much worst than his Jeri Curl
He better get some help, go to the dentist
And do it quickly because, he’s gonna be dismissed!


Hook
He’s the reason why I dread kissing in the mouth
I keep my tic tacs so we’ll never have to go without
He should scrub, and then rinse, then pop him about 3 breath mints


And when we lay it down, I don’t turn off the lights
And since his teeth beam on I rarely get some sleep at night!

He’s the reason why I dread kissing in the mouth
The only man I’ve had whose breathe smells like fresh water trout
He should scrub and then rinse and then chug down the whole damn jar!
He’s my man he’s my love, but damn it’s not enough
All he needs is fresh breath and we’ll be cool…

Drew looks at me, teeth so yellow that I can’t se-e

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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littleCupCakes - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
When did the word 'earl ' become a verb? . . . I'll grant 5's for kiss, only on the neck, sir, please!!
b_d - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
i believe you mean "hurl"?
ISis_33 - December 05, 2010 - Report this comment
earl, hurl, curl...I think you knew what she meant. :/....but I liked this one it's funny

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