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Song Parodies -> "Horror Love Story"

Original Song Title:

"Love Story"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Horror Love Story"

Parody Written by:

Gothgal

The Lyrics

This is about a murderous Goth girl named Cheyenne who goes to Camp Blood with her friends and falls in love with Jason. Yes, I know Jason doesn't talk.
It was Friday the 13th when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
In a cabin at Crystal Lake

See the mask
See the blood, the murders
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know

That you were Jason Voorhees, you were killing teens
And my friends said stay away from Cheyenne
And I was crying in the cabin
Begging you please don't go, and I said

Jason take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the killer and I'll be the accomplice
It's a horror love story baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the woods to see you
We keep quiet 'cause I'm dead if my friends knew
So close your eyes
Escape this camp for a little while
'Cause you were Jason, I was scarlet blood
And my friends said stay away from Cheyenne
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go and I said

Jason take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the killer and I'll be the accomplice
It's a horror love story baby just say yes

Jason kill me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a horror love story baby just say yes
Oh oh

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Jason kill me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled off his mask

And said, marry me Cheyenne
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I killed all your friends, go pick out a bloody dress
It's a horror love story baby just say yes

Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause it was Friday the 13th when I first saw you

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Phil Nelson - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
It's Grrrreat!

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