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Song Parodies -> "PBJ on Bread"

Original Song Title:

"All the Things She Said"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tatu

Parody Song Title:

"PBJ on Bread"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

PBJ on bread
PBJ on bread
Makes you overfed, makes you overfed, makes you overfed
PBJ on bread
PBJ on bread
Makes you overfed, makes you overfed, makes you overfed
This is not good lunch

You ate serious squid, I mean really a lot
If I'm trying to help, it's only because
Eating with you has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe you'd eat five pounds of fries?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
You eat six meals a day, but you're still hungry now
Wanna dine at a place where they just serve veggies
Nothing but celery and light cheese
Nothing but celery and light cheese

[chorus]
PBJ on bread
PBJ on bread
Makes you overfed, makes you overfed, makes you overfed
PBJ on bread
PBJ on bread
Makes you overfed, makes you overfed, PBJ on bread
This is not good lunch
This is not good lunch

PBJ on bread
PBJ on bread

And I'm all tired out, cooking all your meals
You eat your oranges, but you shouldn't eat peels
Wanna fry her an egg, but no then again
Her cholesterol is 300 milligram!
When they grill steaks rare don't worry me
Cause I'm feeling no need to be eating read meat
I can try to pretend, eating meat is alright
But those "Hannibal" films made me lose appetite

[chorus]

Mother looking at meat
Tell me what do you eat
Yams and squash are fine

Daddy looking at meat
Will your stomach retreat?
Apples are divine

[chorus]


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Nick J(Ghosteller) - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
It doesnt seem like one I would comment and say it rules,I usually say it about pop culture parodies but this one rules,great job 5,5,5
walrus - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny, funny, funny!
aka skittles - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
great great great!!pb&j go to hell

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