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Song Parodies -> "B.Y.O.C."

Original Song Title:

"B.Y.O.B."

Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"B.Y.O.C."

Parody Written by:

niteice

The Lyrics

if you haven't played portal, please do... also, imagine the pre-chorus as being sung by a turret
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HIDE THE CAKE?

the science is done right in time
now hear the chimes
the end of the chamber nears
the cake is a deal!
then you run through the door and you
find the empty plate and fork
they told us there'd be a prize
but don't feed us cake from the tablecloth

owowowowowowowowowowowow it's meeeee

aperture science is promising some moist cake
and you better hurry up now before it is too late

sliding into the fire pit
up to four thousand kelvin
all technologies are
safe up to that point
glados sitting in her shell
crying YOU'RE WRONG!!!
handed to the neurotoxin
she won't feed us cake from the tablecloth

owowowowowowowowowowowow it's meeeee

aperture science is promising some moist cake
and you better hurry up now before it is too late
aperture science is promising some moist cake
and you better hurry up now before it is too late

oh no!
it's a new chamber!
and there i lost my faithful cube!
oh no!
it's a new chamber!
and the cake is a liiiiiiieeeeeeee!

THE! CAKE IS! A LIE!
THE! CAKE IS! A LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
I NEED SOME FOR MY OWN SAKE
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE
I NEED SOME FOR MY OWN SAKE
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE

sliding into the fire pit
up to four thousand kelvin
all technologies are
safe up to that point
glados sitting in her shell
crying YOU'RE WRONG!!!
handed to the neurotoxin
she won't feed us cake from the tablecloth

owowowowowowowowowowowow it's meeeee

aperture science is promising some moist cake
and you better hurry up now before it is too late
aperture science is promising some moist cake
and you better hurry up now before it is too

THE! CAKE IS! A LIE!
THE! CAKE IS! A LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
I NEED SOME FOR MY OWN SAKE
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE
I NEED SOME FOR MY OWN SAKE
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAKE

THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE!

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