Song Parodies -> Cavity
| Original Song Title: | "Toxicity" |
| Original Performer: | System of a Down |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cavity" |
| Parody Written by: | Unnatural Disaster |
This is a true story, no joke.
This morning, got up around 7 AM.
Got dressed and ready to go to the dentist.
Eating sweets has held me in captivity
Got six cavities between my teeth, between my teeth!
No! What are you talking about?!
I thought that I was for sure!
Had no more.
No, somewhere between I had missed flossing, had missed flossing my teeth.
Somewhere, between I had missed flossing my teeth.
The horror, the horror, the horror!
No more Coke, I only drink water.
Stay away from anything that contains sugar.
Eating sweets has held me in captivity.
Got six cavities between my teeth, between my teeth!
No! What are you talking about?!
I thought that I was for sure!
Had no more.
No, somewhere between I had missed flossing, had missed flossing my teeth.
Somewhere, between I had missed flossing my teeth.
The horror, the horror, the horror!
No! What are you talking about?!
I thought that I was for sure!
No, somewhere between I had missed flossing, had missed flossing my teeth.
Somewhere, between I had missed flossing my teeth.
The horror, the horror, the horror!
Gotta chew Trident gum and can't eat anymore Sweet Tarts
Gotta chew Trident gum and can't eat anymore Sweet Tarts
Got dressed and ready to go to the dentist.
Eating sweets has held me in captivity
Got six cavities between my teeth, between my teeth!
No! What are you talking about?!
I thought that I was for sure!
Had no more.
No, somewhere between I had missed flossing, had missed flossing my teeth.
Somewhere, between I had missed flossing my teeth.
The horror, the horror, the horror!
No more Coke, I only drink water.
Stay away from anything that contains sugar.
Eating sweets has held me in captivity.
Got six cavities between my teeth, between my teeth!
No! What are you talking about?!
I thought that I was for sure!
Had no more.
No, somewhere between I had missed flossing, had missed flossing my teeth.
Somewhere, between I had missed flossing my teeth.
The horror, the horror, the horror!
No! What are you talking about?!
I thought that I was for sure!
No, somewhere between I had missed flossing, had missed flossing my teeth.
Somewhere, between I had missed flossing my teeth.
The horror, the horror, the horror!
Gotta chew Trident gum and can't eat anymore Sweet Tarts
Gotta chew Trident gum and can't eat anymore Sweet Tarts
Copyright 2007 by Unnatural Disaster. Please email me at unnaturaldisaster@juno.com if you want to use these lyrics anywhere. You must also give me credit.
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