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Song Parodies -> "Chomp Cookie"

Original Song Title:

"Chop Suey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"Chomp Cookie"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

(The cookie's on your side!)

Eat up (eat up)
See this gingersnap so snack up
Take a bite out of it, don't give up (take a bite out of it)
Why not gingerbread? It tasted good!
Are you still in a bad mood
You wanted to, see this gingersnap so snack up
You wanted to, take a bite out of it, don't give up
You wanted to, why not gingerbread? It tasted good!
You wanted to

Why don't you go try
My oatmeal cookies that are inside
This jar, there's cookies you haven't tried!

Eat up (eat up)
See this gingersnap so snack up (see this gingersnap)
Take a bite out of it, don't give up (take a bite out of it)
Why not gingerbread? It tasted good!
Are you still in a bad mood
You wanted to, see this gingersnap so snack up
You wanted to, take a bite out of it, don't give up
You wanted to, why not gingerbread? It tasted good!
You wanted to

Why don't you go try
My oatmeal cookies that are inside
This jar, there's cookies you haven't tried!
Those cookies that are inside
This jar, there's cookies you haven't tried!

Cookies (cookies), cookies (cookies), cookies (cookies), cookies (cookies)
Cookies are very good for you
Cookies are great for dessert
They're very tasty
They are very crunchy
They are so very tasty
They're really kinda crunchy, oh

My oatmeal cookies that are inside
This jar, there's cookies you haven't tried!
Those cookies that are inside
This jar, there's cookies you haven't tried!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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Curseanger - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I could eat cookies and read Blessranger all day long. Please continue...
Sara - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
The pacing's a bit strange and the song is very repetitive with the word "Cookie". All in all, I did not enjoy (trying to) sing it that much.
daniel - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
u just suck!!!! 111!!!!!!!!
Jonaphantom (aka Jonathan S.) - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
You really screwed up on the pacing. Tsk-Tsk!
Jonaphantom - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, and to add to that...I didn't really care for the parody either. Sorry.
Cody Slusher - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
peice of crap.

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