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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Rap"

Original Song Title:

"Soldier Side"

Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Rap"

Parody Written by:

Daniel Shaltes

The Lyrics

rap sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am glad 2-pac died 50 cent should have got shot morewhen i say the bell i meen hells bells by ac/dc
i have to listen to rap every single day
and because of that i think all all rapers are gay
when 2-pac got shot that day everyone they did cry
as for me i think 50 cent really should just died

i think emiem is a stupid cause he thinks he's black
white people and black ones to they really shouldn't rap
i think emiem is real dumb his ex- wife's a ho
when rap comes on i look around there's nowhare i can go

i want to put all the rapers in a grave
and go many years way back make 50 cent my slave
maybe i'm a sinner and maybe i'll burn in hell
that is just ok with me i'll listen to the bell

(repeat 2ed stanza)

i really think that rap is gay but i think it's only me
no one semes to think this way so i think it's only me (repeat 2 more times)
u copy i will kill u

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The Charnstar - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! Ummm.. All rapers are gay? Rapers? LOL! Sorry, but this isn't very funny, and even though I hate rap, just not funny. Sorry, and better luck next time
daniel shaltes - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thank u for atleast looking at it!
AT - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I like it. I hate rap.
daniel shaltes - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
i know i'm a little late but thanks
Some guy. - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate rap too.
daniel - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
we all hate rap we sould form an anti rap cult (but kill rapers insted of are selfs)
anti rap artist - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment
rap sucks and we all know that but your song is a homophobic racist stupid peice of crap.
kayla - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
oh my god what the f*** is wrong with you? this is so pathetic, it's not even funny. you actually took up the time to make that idiotic s***? You don't see no rappers coming on and talking this kind of crap with country music, do you? Calling Tim McGraw gay and jokin on white people? Everyone is entitled to their opinion but this is just f***in retarded. Narrow minded ass people like you, man, I swear....Get a life
me - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
1. how the f*ck is it homophobic phobia=fear i don't fear gay people i am fine with them 2. kayla it took me 5-10 min. to write this garbage so what time did i really waste and if you think i need to get a life tell me to my face or over the phone or computer (209) 768-1704 ask for jamie's boyfriend or tuolumne low income houseing d-6 ask for daniel so you have way not to tell me
dsfk - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
for the record none of that is real shisit it's all fake! i'm not stupid enough to put real stuff over the internet!
yourmomismycunt - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
the e-mail is for an old teacher, the phone # for this chick who has more or less became a complete bi*ch and i don't even who lives in d-6
Rap boyz - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
f*ck you all!!! Rap sucks? ha? you suck Fool!! repeat: f*ck YOU! Repeat 2 times f*ck YOU! hahahahaha
eric - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
you are all faggs. there is no tallent in rap. even if you think the singers suck in the screamo bands it takes mass tallent to sing like that. any one can rap. not any one can play double base, sweeps on guitars, or anything else like that
Glenn rousseau - August 09, 2009 - Report this comment
On my bus,It was alwas HIP-HOP/RAPAPLOOZA! I hated it!!

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