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Song Parodies -> "I.H.T.P. (I Have To Pee)"

Original Song Title:

"B.Y.O.B."

Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"I.H.T.P. (I Have To Pee)"

Parody Written by:

BPrulz

The Lyrics

An ode to those stinging moments when we really have to use it. Gross at times probably, sorry.
All that I want to do is pee!

Bathroom line is really long,
It's a big deal,
Waiting waiting, try not to wet my
Brand new spanking jeans
Leaning forward try to hold it in my painful frantic mood
I depend on this guy to exit
Yet he takes his time in the bathroom stall

La la la la la la la la la, ooh!
Everybody's going to the potty try to urinate
Waiting and impatient blowing up the bladder

Been 10 minutes I can feel it start to leak out
Breaking into the stall, shove you from the toilet
As I unzip my zipper
Crying, "At last!"
Calmess is absolution
As I relieve myself of the soda pop

La la la la la la la la la, ooh!
Everybody's going to the potty try to urinate
Waiting and impatient blowing up the bladder

Blast it! I'm not finished!
I feel a burst come from my rectum!
Blast it! Not only pee!
But now it's Number 2!

Now it's Number 2!
Now it's Number 2!
I do a frantic crazy dance
As I try to pull down my pants.
I do a frantic crazy dance
As I try to pull down my pants
As I try to pull down my pants
As I try to pull down my pants
As I try to pull down my pants

Keeling as I plop right down onto the empty toiler seat
To further relieve myself is my intention
I start to feel much lighter
I cry "freedom!"
Now it is so absolute
At last I acheive ultimate comfort

La la la la la la la la la, ooh!
Everybody's going to the potty try to urinate
Waiting and impatient blowing up the bladder

It's bad news for you!
It's bad news for you!

I left a bad surprise for you
In the toilet is tons of poo
I left a bad surprise for you
In the toilet is tons of poo
In the toilet is tons of poo
In the toilet is tons of poo
In the toilet is tons of poo

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~*~nessa~*~ - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
hahaha i love it! In the toilet is tons of poo! i think i'll sing that for my system of a down fan geography teacher and see what he thinks!
Maddywoo - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it woulda been a bit better ir u said "Everybody's going to the potty have a real good time" Other than that i liked it :) Just throwing my 1 cent in
daniel - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
good job but tmI

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