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Song Parodies -> "Chop Kissy"

Original Song Title:

"Chop Suey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"Chop Kissy"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

I have nothing against KISS. In fact, they're kinda alright. This is just, like, from the point of view of Paul and Gene.
Wake up
Play a gig or we are gonna break up
Don't forget your trademark demon makeup
Why'd you leave your axe upon the table
Watch out or you never will be able (to play a tune!)
Play a gig or we are gonna break up (to play a tune!)
Don't forget your trademark demon makeup (to play a tune!)
Why'd you leave your axe upon the table (to play a tune!)

I don't think you trust
In my self right just to decide
Why, I
Have to play this crap for
LIFE!!!!

Wake up
Play a gig or we are gonna break up
Don't forget your trademark demon makeup
Why'd you leave your axe upon the table
Watch out or you never will be able (to play a tune!)
Play a gig or we are gonna break up (to play a tune!)
Don't forget your trademark demon makeup (to play a tune!)
Why'd you leave your axe upon the table (to play a tune!)

I don't think you trust
In my self right just to decide
Why, I
Have to play this crap for
Life, in my self right just to decide
Why, I
Have to play this crap for life

I was (made for)
Loving (baby)
I was (made for)
Loving (baby)

Peter left the band
Along with Ace Frehly
Why have they left the band
Why won't you still play with me
On lead guitar play with me
On the drum kit play with me
In general play with me

Trust
In my self right just to decide
Why, I
Have to play this crap for life
In my self right just to decide
Why, I
Have to play this crap for life
The opinions listed in this song are not neccesarily mine.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Nicky - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
it was good but you could have worked on your pacing 3-4-4
Huff - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree. The pacing might have been helped by including the parts in between each line that are whispered. The origional lyrics go like this: .........................................................................­.................................... Wake up (Wake up) Grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (Hide the scars to fade away the) Why'd you leave your keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable (You wanted to) Grab a brush and put a little make-up (You wanted to) Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (You wanted to) Why'd you leave your keys upon the table? (You wanted to) .........................................................................­................................. As you can see, you left alot of the lyrics out when you did the parody. It's perfectly ok though. Serj Is a fast singer. He goes from singing it to whispering the parenthesised words in an instant. It's hard to catch if you don't listen carefully enough. So, just take what I've said and make it better so I don't give you a 244 next time, ok? The rest is good, but I can't let the parts you left out slide.
Agrimorfee - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish you did more than repeat the first verse, as great as it was. It's hard to guess that it's about KISS until the part mentioning their names.

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