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Song Parodies -> "S.O.A.D."

Original Song Title:

"B.Y.O.B."

Original Performer:

System of a Down

Parody Song Title:

"S.O.A.D."

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is a parody of the band, System of a Down, who I think are great, but I needed some material.
Why are we always freaking bored?

Our songs are of government, and their bad deals,
The beat's like pounding rocks with steel,
President, please heel.
Making music, with warped lyrics,
And psychotic guitar riffs.
We want copyright protection,
But you steal our songs off the internet.
Da da da da da da da da da da.....Oo-E-Oo

Everybody's buying the CD,
They're all in a straight line.
Jacking up the prices,
Seeing if they are mezmorized.

All these words that we keep saying,
Makes no sense to anyone.
Rhymes with very stupid,
Meaning, for all the dumb.
Wacky lyrics, and a voice,
With no RYTHME!
Record labels love our schtick.
So they advertise on the internet,
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da, Oo-E-Oo

Everybody's buying the CD,
They're all in a straight line.
Jacking up the prices,
Seeing if they are mezmorized.
Everybody's buying the CD,
They're all in a straight line.
Jacking up the prices,
Seeing if they are hypnotized.

Our songs have stupid rhymes,
and yet our fans are in a fascination.
This song has stupid rhymes,
Like 'Where are all my shoes?'

Where are all my shoes?
Where's my tube of glue?
Why don't our songs have the gore,
Writing 'bout the big warwhores.
Why can't Bushie Boy stop the war?
Where is Bushie's Dick and more?
Where is Bushie's Dick and more?
Where is Bushie's Dick and more?
Where is Bushie's Dick and more?

All these words I keep repeating,
Because lyrics I have run out.
Talking like Yoda, I'm
Speaking, really messed up.
Every lyric has a meaning,
With no RYTHME!
Banned by all the TV shows,
Yet we sell our lies on the interent.
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da

Everybody's buying the CD,
They're all in a straight line.
Jacking up the prices,
Seeing if they are mezmorized.
Everybody's buying the CD,
They're all in a straight line.
Jacking up the prices,
Seeing if they're psycho.

Where are all my shoes?
Where's my tube of glue?
Why don't our songs have the gore,
Writing 'bout the big warwhores.
Why can't Bushie Boy stop the war?
Where is Bushie's Dick and more?
Where is Bushie's Dick and more?
Where is Bushie's Dick and more?
Where is Bushie's Dick and more?
Why .....are........ we always freaking bored?
Why .....are........ we always freaking bored?
Why .....are........ we always freaking bored?
We're always freaking bored!
I guess we'll look at porn!

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Big Red - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This is my first time at this site the whole year, and what a way to return. This parody is hilarious, and I see that you're still one of the better writers on this site.
Skizzard - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
------------------------------------------------------------ Making music, with warped lyrics, And psychotic guitar riffs. ------------------------------------------------------------ ^ That's funny ------------------------------------------------------------ Why are we always freaking bored? Our songs are of government, and their bad deals, The beat's like pounding rocks with steel, President, please heel. We want copyright protection, But you steal our songs off the internet. Da da da da da da da da da da.....Oo-E-Oo Everybody's buying the CD, They're all in a straight line. Jacking up the prices, Seeing if they are mezmorized. All these words that we keep saying, Makes no sense to anyone. Rhymes with very stupid, Meaning, for all the dumb. Wacky lyrics, and a voice, With no RYTHME! Record labels love our schtick. So they advertise on the internet, Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da, Oo-E-Oo Everybody's buying the CD, They're all in a straight line. Jacking up the prices, Seeing if they are mezmorized. Everybody's buying the CD, They're all in a straight line. Jacking up the prices, Seeing if they are hypnotized. Our songs have stupid rhymes, and yet our fans are in a fascination. This song has stupid rhymes, Like 'Where are all my shoes?' Where are all my shoes? Where's my tube of glue? Why don't our songs have the gore, Writing 'bout the big warwhores. Why can't Bushie Boy stop the war? Where is Bushie's Dick and more? Where is Bushie's Dick and more? Where is Bushie's Dick and more? Where is Bushie's Dick and more? All these words I keep repeating, Because lyrics I have run out. Talking like Yoda, I'm Speaking, really messed up. Every lyric has a meaning, With no RYTHME! Banned by all the TV shows, Yet we sell our lies on the interent. Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Everybody's buying the CD, They're all in a straight line. Jacking up the prices, Seeing if they are mezmorized. Everybody's buying the CD, They're all in a straight line. Jacking up the prices, Seeing if they're psycho. Where are all my shoes? Where's my tube of glue? Why don't our songs have the gore, Writing 'bout the big warwhores. Why can't Bushie Boy stop the war? Where is Bushie's Dick and more? Where is Bushie's Dick and more? Where is Bushie's Dick and more? Where is Bushie's Dick and more? Why .....are........ we always freaking bored? Why .....are........ we always freaking bored? Why .....are........ we always freaking bored? We're always freaking bored! I guess we'll look at porn! ------------------------------------------------------------ ^ That's not And rythme isn't a real word ;)
nevermind - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Blah, haters ruin my day. You don't like it, don't listen to the freaking song! Simple as! Don't start writing parodies just because you can't comprihend with what they are saying. They acctually speak alot of truth.
Sally - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow. I love it.
anielda altessha - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
u suck monkey balls you ass hole! I
SOAD - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
That isn't even mildly funny.If you like SOAD don't write bad things about them!!!
anielda altessha - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
And if you don't like soad don't make another soad parody!!!!!!!!!!!
ZiggyAxe - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
you say soad has meaningless lyrics because you are way to godamn stupid to understand them. find a song that really is bad and make fun of it also, If you think all songs should be lyric based...you need mental help...
']['eribble - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
awesome, great parody, flawless, 5/5/5
the std guy - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
STD STD STD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amber Duff - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude dont get all uptight aobut this parody (if anyone is still listening) laughs are for fun, if you dont like the parody of the song write your own! or dont read it! yes SOAD does have some pretty strange lyrics now and again like vicinity of obscenity, banana!!! lol, but back to the nonexistant point.... this is an awesome parody of BYOB (bring your own bombs)!!!

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