-> "New Glasses"
Original Song Title:
"Chop Suey!"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"New Glasses"
The Lyrics
Eye strain
When I look I start to get a migraine
They would never let me fly a biplane
It's getting that I can't read these can labels
When driving I almost hit that stable!
Not in my view!
My eyeballs are now the source of my pain
Not in my view!
It's not safe to even leave my driveway
Not in my view!
Way too much time being glued to cable
Not in my view!
Vision is a bust
I... sigh... You all call me four-eyes
It... bites... I need glasses now for SIGHT!!!
ROAR!!!!
Eyeballs
Getting really sick of all of my falls
Mr. Magoo and me are just (Mr. Magoo and me are just)
Cooing at a plant put in a cradle
We think that it's human not a Maple
Not in my view!
Getting glasses that I found at Skymall
Not in my view!
When playing I can't even see that fly ball
Not in my view!
Blindness through fapping's maybe not a fable
Not in my view!
Optics bit the dust
Not... right... Still can't see in bright light
My... plight... Run into poles on a stride
Eyes... fried... When I squint to see my bride
No... pride... It's even worse when it's night
Doctor! (Doctor!)
Proctor! (Proctor!)
Watchers! (Watchers!)
Awkward! (Awkward!)
That Coke bottle lens helps me to stop falling
Copper: Eyeglass frames!
Getting stinkin' hard to see
My perception is crappy
That's why I am so clumsy!
It's not safe to drive a... Jeep!
Oh...
Damn my eyes!
Both my retinas have died
Half... blind... When walking I slip and slide
Must... buy... New glasses cause I lied
Not... fine... My peepers are red and dry
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