-> "I'm A Cinephile"
Original Song Title:
"It's Been Awhile"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm A Cinephile"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
I'm a cinephile.
Most guys would scold my square-shaped eyes.
I'm a cinephile.
Except for Jaws II.
I'm a cinephile.
Yeah, I'll attend all films shown, then each again.
I'm a cinephile.
Got slimy-soled shoes.
I've spent weeks in wide-screen cinema!
I stock up on chips and ice-cream!
Eat popcorn; breakfast, lunch and dinner!
I've watched those elves two hundred screens!
I'm a cinephile.
At matinees I'll buy dozens of tickets, yeah.
I'm a cinephile.
The movie seats have white felt. So swell, yeah.
I'm a cinephile.
"The light's poor and acting sucks? You aficionado fool!"
I'm a cinephile.
I come equipped for each premiere and final shoot!
I've spent weeks in hi-fi cinema!
I flocked to Harry Potter 3!
(Well, once the censors had un-"M'ed it!)
Lord of the Onion Rings, I am!
A buff for reels, OK?
A prequel? Hip hooray!
The cost will fleece your pay!
I'm a cinephile.
It's where I hooked up, my first date.
I'm a cinephile.
(I yelled out "Tim Curry!")
I'm a cinephile.
Silver screen all day as candy feeds my face.
I'm a cinephile.
Oh, I'm a platinum member, so have my own space!
I've spent weeks in night-time cinema!
I suck cups of raspberry freeze, yummy! Eyes glowing green!
A devotee of films, who wants to
See it compressed on DVD?
I'm a cinephile.
Most guys would scold my square-shaped eyes.
I'm a cinephile.
Guess my eyes are starry.
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