Song Parodies -> Mary Jane
| Original Song Title: | "Zoe Jane" |
| Original Performer: | Staind |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mary Jane" |
| Parody Written by: | Ghetto John |
The song that Aaron Lewis was to his newborn baby, well this is a song from a crack head to his fresh picked Marijuana. Enjoy. Peace--- Ghetto John
Well I picked you this morning
I picked you right out of the ground
I know that your leaves see straight through me
And speak to me without a sound
Chorus
And I want to smoke you
I grew you myself so that way
I would know you were pure
And I want to show you
Show you all the things
That this match has in store for you
And I'll always love you
The way that a crack head loves until he's dead
When I smoked you this morning
I cried cuz I cant smoke no more
I cried about how long
I'd be in rehap
while my friends are out smoking a storm
Chorus
And I want to smoke you
I grew you myself so that way
I would know you were pure
And I want to show you
Show you all the things
That this match has in store for you
And I'll always love you
The way that a crack head loves until he's dead
Sweet Mary Jane (x2)
when I wanted to sale you
but to me that would just be a sin
To explain to them just how I grew you
To explain where this hippy has been
Chorus
And I want to smoke you
I grew you myself so that way
I would know you were pure
And I want to show you
Show you all the things
That this match has in store for you
And I'll always love you
The way that a crack head loves until he's dead
Sweet Mary Jane (x2)
I picked you right out of the ground
I know that your leaves see straight through me
And speak to me without a sound
Chorus
And I want to smoke you
I grew you myself so that way
I would know you were pure
And I want to show you
Show you all the things
That this match has in store for you
And I'll always love you
The way that a crack head loves until he's dead
When I smoked you this morning
I cried cuz I cant smoke no more
I cried about how long
I'd be in rehap
while my friends are out smoking a storm
Chorus
And I want to smoke you
I grew you myself so that way
I would know you were pure
And I want to show you
Show you all the things
That this match has in store for you
And I'll always love you
The way that a crack head loves until he's dead
Sweet Mary Jane (x2)
when I wanted to sale you
but to me that would just be a sin
To explain to them just how I grew you
To explain where this hippy has been
Chorus
And I want to smoke you
I grew you myself so that way
I would know you were pure
And I want to show you
Show you all the things
That this match has in store for you
And I'll always love you
The way that a crack head loves until he's dead
Sweet Mary Jane (x2)
Rest In Peace --- Monaco Chris.
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