-> "Short Bus"
Original Song Title:
"Outside"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Short Bus"
Parody Written by:
Ashley Murphy
The Lyrics
And you
Wont stop making fun of me
At all
All the times
That I could beg you please
In vain
All the times
That I felt retarded
Cuz of you
But I leave
My helmet at the school
But I ride the short bus
And I drool on you
I can see you
See pretty colors
Cause inside my head
I'm all messed up
I can see you
I am a retard
All the times
That i felt like i was smart
I was wrong
Was for you
And I taste
Something like tree sap
I'ts for you
All the kids
Making fun
My undies
Full of crap
But I waste
More T.P. than anyone
Well I ride the short bus
And I drool on you
I can count to five
what about you-oooh
I wear diapers
the disposable kind
I think I just poopied
Or was that you
All the time
You make me cry
Give me wedgies
Steal my dimes
And you messed
Up my part
Combed it back
I have to fart
And I sit in my pee-ee
All alone
I can't breathe
I think I need
My inhaler and I'll be ok
I ride the short bus
I'm retarded
I can see you
See your pretty colors
Cause inside my undies
I just poop-ied
I can see you
I am a retard
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