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Song Parodies -> "Stoned"

Original Song Title:

"Home"

Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Stoned"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I take a puff from the joint I smoke.
Can't explain the buzz I get when the weed hits my cotton =mouth.
I smoke at home.
Just hand me that bong.
I made this up so sing along,
Because right now I've forgot the wrods.
Like yesterday.

I always smoke this weed alone.
Afraid the cops will find me home.
I'm afraid to be caught stoned.


Another trippin' night again.
Bongs and pipes, my two best friends.
And friends like that just add right up.
To everything.
And I tried so hard to be.
An guy who became an ex-junkie.
But now we have to deal with this joint.
Cuz' I heard you say.


I always smoke this weed alone.
Afraid the cops will find me home.
I'm afraid to be caught stoned.



I'm stoned off my a**.
Mom'll surely kick my a**.
I'm stoned off my a**.
I'm feelin'.............

I feel so smashed.
I smoke this stash.
I don't wanna be smashed anymore.


I always smoke this weed alone.
Afraid the cops will find me home.
I'm afraid to be caught stoned.
Afraid the cops will find me home.
I'm afraid to be caught stoned.
Stoned.

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