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Song Parodies -> "Chasing Carts"

Original Song Title:

"Chasing Cars"

Original Performer:

Snow Patrol

Parody Song Title:

"Chasing Carts"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

A Wal-Mart tribute tragedy in 3.5 minutes, my third parody
We'll push them all
All those carts
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Maybe lemonade
If I go there
If I go out there
Would you come with me and help me push them in?
I don't quite think
We've got them all
Inside just yet
There's eight corrals
Filled to the brim
Damn it to hell
If I go there
If I go out there
Would you come with me and help me push them in?
Forget 25
Forget 30
We'll need a miracle just to get them all in!
Let's waste time
Chasing carts
Around the lot
I need to race
Around the lot
To find them all!
If I go there
If I go out there
Would you come with me and help me push them in?
Forget 25
Forget 30
We'll need a miracle just to get them all in!
A lot is out there
No time to freaking spare
We need to bust our ass and keep ourselves outside
I don't know how
We got them all inside
But one thing's for sure I'm as tired as all hell!
If I go there
If I go out there
Would you come with me and help me push them in?
Written May 18, 2007, by Andrew D. lacroix

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Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 4

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Barry Wilson Jr. - June 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Whoever gave this song all the "1's" obviously never worked a day of retail in his life. Obviously doesn't know his a** from his elbow either... try working retail, you jerk!
Agrimorfee - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I actually liked this. I could picture a slacker dude stuck in a Walmart job looking for ways to kill time in the parking lot like this. If Walmart is your topic of choice, I'll be watching for more...my wife works for the damned place, and many of the stories you hear are worse than you may have heard.

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