I make extremely crappy singles so
No one ever hardly listens
Lucky that I'm just a bit attractive
Otherwise I'd be out in the gutters

Oh my god I'm just so lonely
It's just one night stands for me
Those men never even phone me
Ok, those women never phone me....

Yah yah yah yah yah yah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Who really cares
About what I'm singing

Whatever, no one cares
About what these lyrics mean
But theres one thing that I fear
Those bloody paparazzi might be near

Whoever, whatever
It's not like I care
My hips go here my hips go there
Hang on, I'll shake my hair

More and more cds flushing out
I still cant believe that people would buy them
All tis publicity is making me pout
But they're paying my bills, so let them

My crazy lyrics are like no other
Fizmented, goober and jubluther
Ok, so I don't have a dictionary
And my hair is kinda scary

Yah yah yah yah yah yah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Who really cares
About what I'm singing

Whatever, no one cares
About what these lyrics mean
But theres one thing that I fear
Those bloody paparazzi might be near

Whoever, whatever
It's not like I care
My hips go here my hips go there
Hang on, I'll shake my hair

(continues)