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Song Parodies -> "However, Wherever"

Original Song Title:

"Whenever, Wherever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shakira

Parody Song Title:

"However, Wherever"

Parody Written by:

Francois B.

The Lyrics

The cry of a mad mountain woman
(during intro):pork, rinds, bacon, ham

Lucky you were born a human male so,
We could both hunt at odd hours,
Lucky that you have such keen duck hearing,
The only reason, for our last meal

Baby I would climb Mt. Everest slowly,
to stir fry roast beef, dog, and turkey.
No one could imagine there were many,
Meat friendly people in New Guinea

L'eau leau (3x) Low Low low lower the miiike!
I can't sing, so I must scream

However, wherever
I'll tell you see you later,
When I'm home your never near,
Your out huntin some deer

Over this way, under here ways,
You got tied up on some line
Now some bear has had a meal,
I'll go and search for kill.

Ho!!!!

Luck that my lips not only chew food,
They also bark at random strangers
Lucky that my hips are insured greatly,
So when I get old and fall, they'll pay me

Lucky that my legs are tough and manly,
To run for cows and deer and oxen,
And these two hands that for no little
Will take a plow and start the season

Low Low (3x) lower the friggin miiike
I am young, I know how to hike

My life! My life! I mean here over and under,
I can gut a hog so clean
Without the scorchin scream

Here watching, I'm swatting
These flies all over my body
We can always play with mice,
And sell their meat high-priced

Low low(3x) I need, to wash, my hair
I need eggs
Let's buy some chickens

Low low(4x)
Let me see some I.D.
Or your face
Will clash with my knee


However, wherever
I'll tell you see you later,
When I'm home your never near,
Your out huntin some deer

Over this way, under here ways,
You got tied up on some line
Now that bear has a meal,
I'll go and search for kill

My life! My life! I mean here over and under,
I can gut a hog so clean
Without the scorchin scream

Here watching, I'm swatting
These flies all over me
If a bear I e'er do see,
I'll have a year of feed









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