How is it you say I just waste your time
Well let me tell you 'bout my story
It is my job to predict the forecast
Even if you just ignore me
Turning to the screen that stands behind me
It shows a picture of your country
Judging by the shape and size of those clouds
I can tell it's rather windy

Weather wetter today, better than yesterday
That's all from me
Enjoy your week

The weather, the weather
It doesn't matter whether
Sunny spells are shining near
Towards the east, my dear
Just under, it's thunder
You'd better run for cover
Pollen counts are vital here
In case you sneeze, my dear

Lucky for the ones who live up north-east
Snow will fall in time for winter
Sorry for the ones living in west country
Storm is coming 'bout mid-September
Time is running out, I must get hasty
By summarising what I've said and
Running for my lunch of danish pastry
Now I can be extremely lazy

Weather wetter today, better than yesterday
That's all from me
Enjoy your week

The weather, the weather
It doesn't matter whether
Sunny spells are shining near
Towards the east, my dear
Just under, it's thunder
You'd better run for cover
Pollen counts are vital here
In case you sneeze, my dear

Weather wetter today, better than yesterday
Can't you see, it's raining again
Umbrella, better go get them near
Baby, how much time
Have I to get, lost in the skies

The weather, the weather
It doesn't matter whether
Sunny spells are shining near
Towards the east, my dear
Just under, it's thunder
You better head for the hills
A heatwave's coming near
If you wanna get some rays, I hear

The weather, the weather
It doesn't matter whether
Sunny spells are shining near
Towards the east, my dear
Just under, it's thunder
You better head for the hills
A heatwave's coming near
If you wanna get some rays, I hear