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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Live Without Me"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Live Without You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Live Without Me"

Parody Written by:

YouKnowItsJoe

The Lyrics

Just A Little Ego Boaster :D
Just stare into my mirror
And my mind becomes clear
Am I a gorgeous hunk of meat, or what?
Girls look me up and down
I must be talk of the town
Just like the sun I'm much too hot!!

I can't live, I can't live without me
I can't live, I can't live without me
I can't live, I can't live without me
I can't live, I can't live without me

I've got stunning thick hair
My wardrobes one of the best
I light up the room with my smile
Sure my ego's got wide
But hey, I put that aside
As all my friends want my fantastic style

I can't live, I can't live without me
I can't live, I can't live without me
I can't live, I can't live without me
I can't live, I can't live without me

I'm in love with myself
I've got all I want, and thats what I own
Folks can't help themselves
But go steady, I'm coupled already
My reflections got hold

I can't live, I can't live without me
I can't live, I can't live without me
I can't live, I can't live without me
I can't live, I can't live without me

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