Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Sarah Palin"

Original Song Title:

"Love Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sara Bareilles

Parody Song Title:

"Sarah Palin"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Governor of Alaska
Also a Republican vice-president
She was also John McCain's running mate
Make room Barack, she'll blow your top
Though Hillary's Clinton was
Just unusually hard I'd hold on to

Blank votes on blank ballots
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but campaigning's hard on me

I rather go for Sarah Palin
'Cause I'll elect her
And vote for her, you see
Nobody else but Sarah Palin
Uprise the ethics
Make or breaking this
If that is the case
Will she take on Hillary's place?
But all you have to raise heck over the politics is
Stick 'em up with Sarah Palin today, today yeah

Alaskan Oil and Gas
Conservation Commission's ready
To see how great their former glory could be
She was used to
Be a mayor too
But now she's about to crack down
On the "bridge to nowhere"

You're convinced to please her
There's no argue but a debate
And you're proceeded to hear her as she is

I'm reaching out for Sarah Palin
Since I've asked for her
And vote for her, you see
Lay off Hil, make way for Palin
A brute Alaskan
The public's baskin'
About her each day
Even Obama tried to say
"Now all you have to agree on me is I'm totally
being sick of Sarah Palin today!"

The times and tides are quickly changing
We're sick of McCain misarranging
"Vote for McCain all the way!"
Now I'd love her because I said
Let's all hail Sarah Palin
You really want her
Just elect her, you see

You have to vote for Sarah Palin
Nobody makes you bend and make you break

You better deal with Sarah Palin
'Cause you count on her
Don't insult her, you see
Let's feel the wrath of Sarah Palin
And she's ready for all Republicans
To truly obey
That Sarah lady, anyway
If that bridge to nowhere in it
Don't wait until the last minute
You don't have to walk to Alaska, just so you
Know you're having to
Vote Sarah Palin today todayyy yeah yeah yeah

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   8
 8
 8
 
 2   1
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 1
 
 4   0
 1
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Mr 1's - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
How clever...you parodied an artist named Sara(h) and the subject of your parody is also a person named Sarah. Sorry, I don't like the content.
Kate and Nicole - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Sarah Palin is an idiot...but good job with the timing and everything....Did u know she thought the alphabet had 24 letters? And she thought Africa was a country? And she thought she could see Russia from her house? yeah, thats who we want running the country :)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/sarabareilles1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 937