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Song Parodies -> "Condoleeza"

Original Song Title:

"Mas Tequila"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sammy Hagar

Parody Song Title:

"Condoleeza"

Parody Written by:

McKludge

The Lyrics

Everyone always writes about Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld....What about sweet little Condi? She deserves her own song.
All right now, here we go

Now I'm gonna tell you a little story

She's in the Republican Party – she's got a pouty lip

HIT IT! Woo!

From the right

She was born in the 50s in the hot sun of the southeast
She takes month long trips to Europe and the Middle East
She's got a Ph. D. In Poli Sci
If you piss her off, you'll get the evil eye
I say

Don't stop Hey! Condoleeza!
She's hot Hey! On the talk shows
She got Hey! Subpoena'd
Hey! Hey! Condoleeza!

She played a mean piano with the cellist Yo Yo Ma
She talked of economic ties on a hot night in Bogota
She speaks Russian, German, Spanish and French
If she weren't a woman, she'd be an Übermensch
I say

Don't Stop Hey! Condoleeza!
She's hot Hey! On the talk shows
She got Hey! Subpoena'd
Hey! Hey! Condoleeza!

Policy defender ... One more Condoleeza!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

She got a big promotion to Secretary of State
She spends her nights down at the Watergate!
I say

Don't stop Hey! Condoleeza!
She's hot Hey! On the talk shows
She got Hey! Subpoena'd
Hey! Hey! Condoleeza!

Cheap shot! Hey! Dick's a wiener!
Forgot! Hey! Oh, I don't know.
I-raq! ...Ay yi yi yi yi ...
Hair Sprayed! Not Gay! O-Tay!
Condoleeza!
Right boss, right boss
Please, I invite your criticism. It's my first submission to this site through, so be gentle, I bruise easily.
I really want to make a comic video or animation to this. I know what I want to do, but I don't have the skills. Any volunteers?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Stephen Harrington - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
A cute parody, 5s.
2Eagle - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
5's, but you left out the part about her being an ice skater.
McKludge - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't know about the ice skating, it wasn't in her Wikipedia bio. That could change the last lines to "Hair Sprayed! Ice Skates! Not Gay!"
McKludge - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
test test test

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