Song Parodies -> Condoleeza
| Original Song Title: | "Mas Tequila" |
| Original Performer: | Sammy Hagar |
| Parody Song Title: | "Condoleeza" |
| Parody Written by: | McKludge |
Everyone always writes about Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld....What about sweet little Condi? She deserves her own song.
All right now, here we go
Now I'm gonna tell you a little story
She's in the Republican Party – she's got a pouty lip
HIT IT! Woo!
From the right
She was born in the 50s in the hot sun of the southeast
She takes month long trips to Europe and the Middle East
She's got a Ph. D. In Poli Sci
If you piss her off, you'll get the evil eye
I say
Don't stop Hey! Condoleeza!
She's hot Hey! On the talk shows
She got Hey! Subpoena'd
Hey! Hey! Condoleeza!
She played a mean piano with the cellist Yo Yo Ma
She talked of economic ties on a hot night in Bogota
She speaks Russian, German, Spanish and French
If she weren't a woman, she'd be an Ãœbermensch
I say
Don't Stop Hey! Condoleeza!
She's hot Hey! On the talk shows
She got Hey! Subpoena'd
Hey! Hey! Condoleeza!
Policy defender ... One more Condoleeza!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
She got a big promotion to Secretary of State
She spends her nights down at the Watergate!
I say
Don't stop Hey! Condoleeza!
She's hot Hey! On the talk shows
She got Hey! Subpoena'd
Hey! Hey! Condoleeza!
Cheap shot! Hey! Dick's a wiener!
Forgot! Hey! Oh, I don't know.
I-raq! ...Ay yi yi yi yi ...
Hair Sprayed! Not Gay! O-Tay!
Condoleeza!
Right boss, right boss
Now I'm gonna tell you a little story
She's in the Republican Party – she's got a pouty lip
HIT IT! Woo!
From the right
She was born in the 50s in the hot sun of the southeast
She takes month long trips to Europe and the Middle East
She's got a Ph. D. In Poli Sci
If you piss her off, you'll get the evil eye
I say
Don't stop Hey! Condoleeza!
She's hot Hey! On the talk shows
She got Hey! Subpoena'd
Hey! Hey! Condoleeza!
She played a mean piano with the cellist Yo Yo Ma
She talked of economic ties on a hot night in Bogota
She speaks Russian, German, Spanish and French
If she weren't a woman, she'd be an Ãœbermensch
I say
Don't Stop Hey! Condoleeza!
She's hot Hey! On the talk shows
She got Hey! Subpoena'd
Hey! Hey! Condoleeza!
Policy defender ... One more Condoleeza!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
She got a big promotion to Secretary of State
She spends her nights down at the Watergate!
I say
Don't stop Hey! Condoleeza!
She's hot Hey! On the talk shows
She got Hey! Subpoena'd
Hey! Hey! Condoleeza!
Cheap shot! Hey! Dick's a wiener!
Forgot! Hey! Oh, I don't know.
I-raq! ...Ay yi yi yi yi ...
Hair Sprayed! Not Gay! O-Tay!
Condoleeza!
Right boss, right boss
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A cute parody, 5s.
5's, but you left out the part about her being an ice skater.
I didn't know about the ice skating, it wasn't in her Wikipedia bio. That could change the last lines to "Hair Sprayed! Ice Skates! Not Gay!"
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