VERSE 1:
Yo!
He's chosen the rappin'
But he is really crap 'n'
He keeps pigs in his basement
And they look like his face and
His performance is awful
Unlike My Chemical Romance,
Listening to his "music"
Is suffering in pain.

BRIDGE:
He steals more than Oscars
He's too thick to tell jokes
He can't get a proper girlfriend
Only a ho ho ho ho.
He's a pain in the arse and
A wanksta you know.
A repulsive pig and away he should go
Yeah yeah yeah

CHORUS:
Something's happening
I can't believe it,
Some people actually like him,
They must be deaf and can't hear it,
Hopefully hip hop won't take over,
I really fear it.
Someone shot him, but they missed- What a shame!
Someone shot him, but they missed- What a shame!
His name's 50 Cent- That's all he's worth.
Those stupid people who gave him birth,
He dropped out of school in the fourth year,
No wonder he can't get a good job, my dear

VERSE 2:
Intelligent lyrics
Are beyond his understanding.
He has no meaning,
I'm surprised he's capable of standing.
There are no surprises
When he is arrested
For drug abuse and assault.
That his fans still accept.

BRIDGE
CHORUS