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Song Parodies -> "50 Cent Should Never Be On The Radio"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"50 Cent Should Never Be On The Radio"

Parody Written by:

Piggy wig wiggle piggle

The Lyrics

This is about the foul pig named 50 Cent...
He's chosen the rappin'
But he is really crap 'n'
He keeps pigs in his basement
And they look like his face and
His performance is awful
Unlike My Chemical Romance,
Listening to his "music"
Is suffering in pain.

He steals more than Oscars
He's too thick to tell jokes
He can't get a proper girlfriend
Only a ho ho ho ho.
He's a pain in the arse and
A wanksta you know.
A repulsive pig and away he should go
Yeah yeah yeah

Something's happening
I can't believe it,
Some people actually like him,
They must be deaf and can't hear it,
Hopefully hip hop won't take over,
I really fear it.
Someone shot him, but they missed- What a shame!
Someone shot him, but they missed- What a shame!
His name's 50 Cent- That's all he's worth.
Those stupid people who gave him birth,
He dropped out of school in the fourth year,
No wonder he can't get a good job, my dear

Intelligent lyrics
Are beyond his understanding.
He has no meaning,
I'm surprised he's capable of standing.
There are no surprises
When he is arrested
For drug abuse and assault.
That his fans still accept.

Thank you for taking the time to read it. It's very accurate, wouldn't you say?

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LPG-Unit - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah, 50 cent is just, well, dorky... 454
Pickle - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
This is really good!! Ha ha! xx
Oh dude - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
This is excellent! And completely accurate! =]

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