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Song Parodies -> "Counter-Strike"

Original Song Title:

"Radio"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Counter-Strike"

Parody Written by:

Blue Beret

The Lyrics

Please excuse my English.
I'm listing the servers
How come I'm feeling nervous
I've got my DSL
And my proxy hides me well
All my headshots are easy
I am the god of sniping
And in my concussion
I have the right to reign

Let's go kill those bastards
Terrs are full of jokes
We'll make all the bullets
Go pong-pong-pong-pong
We put HE in their a***hole
FlashBang where they go
Smoke grenades must stop them
Or C4 will blow

Someone's crawling in, I can feel it
Moving out of roof, can't hear it
Falling from the ladder, meaning:
Aiming, shooting, hitting something
Aiming, shooting, hitting something

We're all playing Counter-Strike
Calling teammates on my mic
Make a logo spraypaint here
And you might see a flash my dear

I'm searching for something
The Terrorists are hiding
Hearing the beeping
With nothing else worth minding
There are no surprises
Where the blast is expected
If I bought defuse-pack
Then I could get the rest

Let's go kill those bastards
Terrs are full of jokes
We'll make all the bullets
Go pong-pong-pong-pong
We put HE in their a***hole
FlashBang where they go
Smoke grenades must stop them
Or C4 will blow

Someone's crawling in, I can feel it
Moving out of roof, can't hear it
Falling from the ladder, meaning:
Aiming, shooting, hitting something
Aiming, shooting, hitting something

We're all playing Counter-Strike
Calling teammates on my mic
Make a logo spraypaint here
And you might see a flash my dear

(randomly saying Ouch! and I'm hit!)
(rest of the song repeats)
Blue Beret 2004Anyone may perform this song if s/he adds my credit into the ID3 or otherdescription tag in the file.

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