I'm listing the servers
How come I'm feeling nervous
I've got my DSL
And my proxy hides me well
All my headshots are easy
I am the god of sniping
And in my concussion
I have the right to reign

Let's go kill those bastards
Terrs are full of jokes
We'll make all the bullets
Go pong-pong-pong-pong
We put HE in their a***hole
FlashBang where they go
Smoke grenades must stop them
Or C4 will blow

Someone's crawling in, I can feel it
Moving out of roof, can't hear it
Falling from the ladder, meaning:
Aiming, shooting, hitting something
Aiming, shooting, hitting something

We're all playing Counter-Strike
Calling teammates on my mic
Make a logo spraypaint here
And you might see a flash my dear

I'm searching for something
The Terrorists are hiding
Hearing the beeping
With nothing else worth minding
There are no surprises
Where the blast is expected
If I bought defuse-pack
Then I could get the rest

Let's go kill those bastards
Terrs are full of jokes
We'll make all the bullets
Go pong-pong-pong-pong
We put HE in their a***hole
FlashBang where they go
Smoke grenades must stop them
Or C4 will blow

Someone's crawling in, I can feel it
Moving out of roof, can't hear it
Falling from the ladder, meaning:
Aiming, shooting, hitting something
Aiming, shooting, hitting something

We're all playing Counter-Strike
Calling teammates on my mic
Make a logo spraypaint here
And you might see a flash my dear

(randomly saying Ouch! and I'm hit!)
(rest of the song repeats)