Song Parodies -> Prison (Remix-Part 2 of the R. Kelly saga)
| Original Song Title: | "Ignition (Remix)" |
| Original Performer: | R. Kelly |
| Parody Song Title: | "Prison (Remix-Part 2 of the R. Kelly saga)" |
| Parody Written by: | BLO-TOWN |
Now I know I shouldn't do this but I'm a go and break off a little piece for the convicts
Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey girl how old are you
You must be in Elementary school
Because your tricycle's cool
But now I'm all up in jail
Cause I took you to my hotel
Put my camera up on the post
Shot till I ran out of film
Hook
If you're over 2 (2)
And under 18
Then come up to my floor
Leave your name at the door
I'll come and get you when I'm ready yo
Chorus
It's my last song before prison
Tryin' to avoid my conviction
If I don't I'll be in a sequal to The Shawshank Redemtion
I said are you 21
She said I don't know I'm drunk
I'm not checkin ID's if you're young then you are the one
Bounce...
It's gonna be muder she wrote
Once the jury sees my "show"
I'll just tell them I didn't know
Thought she was old just didn't grow
So now I'm wheelin' and I'm dealin'
Trying to hide the cameras in the ceiling
Maybe the judge won't know
I was lookin for some sexual healing
Hook
Chorus
Kool-aid poppin' they call me educator
Show them so many things
Call me a "mastur de bater"
I got cameras on my left
Cookies on my right
To enter in my room you must be under this height
Cause after this ho is the girl scout party
And after the party is the High School lobby
And if she's under 4 I gotta "tell her mommy"
Then take her to my room and I'll be her Barney
Hook
Chorus
We on BET
Bouncin to Bow Wow cuts
And I got B2K
In the back of by truck
Goin bouncy-bounce
Makin sounds and sounds
I'm a convict
But I'm payin them out
Jacko, give me some advice
Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey girl how old are you
You must be in Elementary school
Because your tricycle's cool
But now I'm all up in jail
Cause I took you to my hotel
Put my camera up on the post
Shot till I ran out of film
Hook
If you're over 2 (2)
And under 18
Then come up to my floor
Leave your name at the door
I'll come and get you when I'm ready yo
Chorus
It's my last song before prison
Tryin' to avoid my conviction
If I don't I'll be in a sequal to The Shawshank Redemtion
I said are you 21
She said I don't know I'm drunk
I'm not checkin ID's if you're young then you are the one
Bounce...
It's gonna be muder she wrote
Once the jury sees my "show"
I'll just tell them I didn't know
Thought she was old just didn't grow
So now I'm wheelin' and I'm dealin'
Trying to hide the cameras in the ceiling
Maybe the judge won't know
I was lookin for some sexual healing
Hook
Chorus
Kool-aid poppin' they call me educator
Show them so many things
Call me a "mastur de bater"
I got cameras on my left
Cookies on my right
To enter in my room you must be under this height
Cause after this ho is the girl scout party
And after the party is the High School lobby
And if she's under 4 I gotta "tell her mommy"
Then take her to my room and I'll be her Barney
Hook
Chorus
We on BET
Bouncin to Bow Wow cuts
And I got B2K
In the back of by truck
Goin bouncy-bounce
Makin sounds and sounds
I'm a convict
But I'm payin them out
Jacko, give me some advice
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ROTFLMFAO!!!! That was hilarious. Great job.
I thought that it was very funny and better than all of the other ones because it was on beat and everything!!! i thought that it was great!!!
This was the funniest parody I ever read!!!! You should write another one.
cool cool cool..ü
off da hook like an elementary skool book
man that is the best thing on the site!!!!
(ABC) Yep, funnee funnee funnee. Have three 5 year olds.
Too creepy for me, though well executed. (As should be all child molesters)
(ABC) "Then take her to my room and I'll be her Barney" .... now THAT is a scary line!
Not a bad parody. R. Kelly is a touchy subject, but its your Constitutional right, so go ahead and have it, and have some 5ivers.
P: I agree with Johnny D. Nice jab at the guy, Blo-Town!
(ABC) Interesting, but creepy.
(ABC) DKTOS on all R.Kelly songs. Agree with Phil Nelson from my read here.
....mm hmm...
If this is R Kelly then at least give me the parodies of his songs every time! Can't take 3 or 4 more minutes of the real guy. Good one BT.
(ABC) Some very funny lines.
I think the parody was really cool its the perfect song for R. Kelly
I was wrong about this is the perfect song for R kelly I really don't feel like people should be allow to make songs about people going to jail and stuff like that.
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