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Song Parodies -> "Prison (Remix-Part 2 of the R. Kelly saga)"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition (Remix)"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Prison (Remix-Part 2 of the R. Kelly saga)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Now I know I shouldn't do this but I'm a go and break off a little piece for the convicts

Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey girl how old are you
You must be in Elementary school
Because your tricycle's cool
But now I'm all up in jail
Cause I took you to my hotel
Put my camera up on the post
Shot till I ran out of film

If you're over 2 (2)
And under 18
Then come up to my floor
Leave your name at the door
I'll come and get you when I'm ready yo

It's my last song before prison
Tryin' to avoid my conviction
If I don't I'll be in a sequal to The Shawshank Redemtion
I said are you 21
She said I don't know I'm drunk
I'm not checkin ID's if you're young then you are the one


It's gonna be muder she wrote
Once the jury sees my "show"
I'll just tell them I didn't know
Thought she was old just didn't grow
So now I'm wheelin' and I'm dealin'
Trying to hide the cameras in the ceiling
Maybe the judge won't know
I was lookin for some sexual healing



Kool-aid poppin' they call me educator
Show them so many things
Call me a "mastur de bater"
I got cameras on my left
Cookies on my right
To enter in my room you must be under this height
Cause after this ho is the girl scout party
And after the party is the High School lobby
And if she's under 4 I gotta "tell her mommy"
Then take her to my room and I'll be her Barney



We on BET
Bouncin to Bow Wow cuts
And I got B2K
In the back of by truck
Goin bouncy-bounce
Makin sounds and sounds
I'm a convict
But I'm payin them out

Jacko, give me some advice

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 44

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 4   8
 5   34

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Wolveroses - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
ROTFLMFAO!!!! That was hilarious. Great job.
Tasha Daniels - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought that it was very funny and better than all of the other ones because it was on beat and everything!!! i thought that it was great!!!
Jase H. - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
This was the funniest parody I ever read!!!! You should write another one.
jake hamos - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
cool cool cool..
manson and jerone and isaac and asif and da gay kid - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
off da hook like an elementary skool book
Patrick - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
man that is the best thing on the site!!!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yep, funnee funnee funnee. Have three 5 year olds.
Rick D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Too creepy for me, though well executed. (As should be all child molesters)
Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Then take her to my room and I'll be her Barney" .... now THAT is a scary line!
Some Guy - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Not a bad parody. R. Kelly is a touchy subject, but its your Constitutional right, so go ahead and have it, and have some 5ivers.
Melhi - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
P: I agree with Johnny D. Nice jab at the guy, Blo-Town!
Phil Nelson - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Interesting, but creepy.
Paul Robinson - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS on all R.Kelly songs. Agree with Phil Nelson from my read here.
MysteryGoat - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment hmm...
Peregrin - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
If this is R Kelly then at least give me the parodies of his songs every time! Can't take 3 or 4 more minutes of the real guy. Good one BT.
Meriadoc - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Some very funny lines.
Queentoria Wood - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I think the parody was really cool its the perfect song for R. Kelly
Kaniyah Bateman - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I was wrong about this is the perfect song for R kelly I really don't feel like people should be allow to make songs about people going to jail and stuff like that.

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