-> "Prison (Remix-Part 2 of the R. Kelly saga)"
Original Song Title:
"Ignition (Remix)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Prison (Remix-Part 2 of the R. Kelly saga)"
Now I know I shouldn't do this but I'm a go and break off a little piece for the convicts
Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey girl how old are you
You must be in Elementary school
Because your tricycle's cool
But now I'm all up in jail
Cause I took you to my hotel
Put my camera up on the post
Shot till I ran out of film
If you're over 2 (2)
And under 18
Then come up to my floor
Leave your name at the door
I'll come and get you when I'm ready yo
It's my last song before prison
Tryin' to avoid my conviction
If I don't I'll be in a sequal to The Shawshank Redemtion
I said are you 21
She said I don't know I'm drunk
I'm not checkin ID's if you're young then you are the one
It's gonna be muder she wrote
Once the jury sees my "show"
I'll just tell them I didn't know
Thought she was old just didn't grow
So now I'm wheelin' and I'm dealin'
Trying to hide the cameras in the ceiling
Maybe the judge won't know
I was lookin for some sexual healing
Kool-aid poppin' they call me educator
Show them so many things
Call me a "mastur de bater"
I got cameras on my left
Cookies on my right
To enter in my room you must be under this height
Cause after this ho is the girl scout party
And after the party is the High School lobby
And if she's under 4 I gotta "tell her mommy"
Then take her to my room and I'll be her Barney
We on BET
Bouncin to Bow Wow cuts
And I got B2K
In the back of by truck
Makin sounds and sounds
I'm a convict
But I'm payin them out
Jacko, give me some advice
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