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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part XL-Imitation Of Lara."

Original Song Title:

"Imitation of Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft Part XL-Imitation Of Lara."

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

The Lyrics

Part of a big series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games.This song is a tribute to all those Lara Croft cosplayers, whether they are mainstream or not. I know you are all proud of what you do and enjoy it-this song is a celebration of this. If you're a Lara cosplayer reading this...Hello! : -D
Back packs, Wet suit, combat boots,
Worn by a model imitation of Lara.
Like a husky in a frozen park.
Like a dolphin in a show.
People want to see you try.

Those baked beans that tasted good.
Those pistols there,
From Hollywood.
C'mon, c'mon we wanna see you try.

You wanna be the greatest thing,
The greatest thing since look-alikes.
You've got it all,
They've got your size.
Like a Friday fashion show,
Trying your clothes on in the corner,
Trying to look like you really try.

Those baked beans that tasted good.
Those pistols there,
From Hollywood.
C'mon, c'mon we wanna see you try.
No one can't see you try.
Those baked beans that tasted good.
That Arctic suit,
Done what it should.
C'mon, c'mon we wanna see you try.

These baked beans,
This Lucozade,
These khaki shorts,
I'm not afraid.

C'mon, c'mon we wanna see you try.
This ancient form,
This deep dark cave
To model there,
I'm not afraid.
C'mon, c'mon everyone can see me try.

Those baked beans that tasted good.
That's who you are,
That's how you should.
C'mon, c'mon we wanna see you try.
Those baked beans that tasted good.
That's who you are,
That's how you should.
C'mon, c'mon we wanna see you try.


By
Ocean-Sirius.

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Some cleverly-structured verses in this one. probably the best one so far, but still could do with a little bit of spit and polish

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