-> "Heredity"
Original Song Title:
"Fidelity"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Heredity"
The Lyrics
thought i understood fertility
all my kids would be profound
but one day he haunted my hideous family tree
i got lost cuz hes hair
was just like mine
he had no feathers that were contour or down
and to tell you the truth yeah
it breaks my heart (3)
to know he goes through
the same mitosis processss
and suppose he smells like tofu
suppose he has unwaxed cuticles
suppose he has the same obsession
with tara reid and jennifer loooooove
suppose he wants to ball room (dance)
suppose he has anxiety for stalls
suppose he'll keep on spoofing fidelity just to break hes own fall
just to break hes fall (4)
all my friends say that probably hes hair will be greased up with butter and he will be fatter
fatter fatter fatter fatter fatter FATTER FATTER
i thought hed be different truly
not some emo charlie brown
but he haunted my hideous family tree
he got lost with the disorder
that lives in hes mind
hes eye color
will be like mine
he's lack of white blood cells
will break hes heart (4)
he'll have 12 12 12 12 TOES
yes hes my spawn
oh hes my spawn
he also has
regina spektors voice
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