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Song Parodies -> "The TV Song"

Original Song Title:

"Dani California"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"The TV Song"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

My Ages of AmIRight entry
Gonna go sit in front of the TV

Maybe watch some "Simpsons" then I'll watch NBC
Then "Family Guy", won't watch no commercials
"Price Is Right" is on, ,but don't wanna see Barker
I love just about anything and I can't get bored
I could watch a long marathon of 24

Black couch and a sweet TV that's plasma
Go in another room while my girlfriend watches "Oprah"
Watch some "South Park" them Im watchin "Conan"
My girlfriend's still in there now she's watchin "Martha"
Lookin' at some girl's who's hot and on channel 45
Perfect start for primetime


California , The OC
Time for "Grey's Anatomy"
California,ya oughta be
If you're a Beverly Hillbilly
Yeah, yeah

Watch some "Heroes",maybe " The Insider"
"Happy Days" is gone from TV Land ,not a whiner
When I'm busy dammin' these commercials
Time is gonna come when Im in the mood for porn yeah
I'll watch these shows until the couch here can get a breath
I love this TV to death

Girlfriend watches HGTV
While I watch Three's Company
No more vids on MTV?
Simon Cowell's my posse
Yeah, yeah

The tube, time for "Lost" and "House"
Look who's got a rubber boob
It's on "Access Hollywood"
Who has Paris Hilton screwed?
"Entourage", just hug it out

Animation Domination Sundays
Awards shows airin now,but itst ime for Superbowl
Look who made it on American Idol
Tall bald rocker man,sadly he'll be fourth not winner
Let's watch "The Office" then some "My Name Is Earl"and "Scrubs"
Then "30 Rock"will be last
Then "The Class"

Answer me this question please
Who does Isaiah Washington
Decide he should hate this week?
Will it be Patrick Dempsey?

"How I Met Your Mother"'s on
SNL and MadTV
TV Land's got old TV
So addicted to my TV
Yeah, yeah
2007 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   14

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Agrimorfee - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
RHCP parodies themselves (and Tom Petty), but you took it one step further with this TV-list song that's on the level of Weird Al. Nice.
Matthias - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantasic Parody! Of a song that was begging for mockery!!!
Ethan Mawyer - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing of this song isn't easy, and you did have some trouble with that and rhyming, which I consider to be part of pacing, but overall this was pretty well done. I gave it a 354 (giving everything decent 555 renders that score meaningless)
AFW - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I give you a Nielsen rating of 555
Yoidy - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
555 channels and nothin on!
tomario - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
nasty song to pace but you did alright . "Who has Paris Hilton screwed?" who hasn't she screwed ! great job 555
Michael McVey - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Reminds me of why I stopped watching TV long ago. Very good work.---MM
Below Average Dave - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Good job here Jack, I actually happen to like Red Hot Chili Peppers, but this was not one of my favs by them. I'm glad the first topic was television--it's a fun topic and appropriate too considering how much variety there is on TV today, of course if I want to see the variety I just have to read this song.
bobpiecheese - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) COuldn't find the song, but I loved cause it was just so damn funny!
Jason - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Fantastic work, 555
Matthias - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above
Cat - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Nice job, Jack! One of your best ones.
Agrimorfee - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages & SOTM) see above.
Michael E Cormier - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Look who's got a rubber boob? In Hollywood, I think that they're mandatory now, ain't they? lol Good Job Jack. 555
Peter Andersson - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM = Spoiler of the Month? :-)
tomario - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
wow ! how long did this take you top quality stuff Jack 555
Jack Wilson - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri! Whoa! Weird Al!
Matthias : I LOVE the OS, but yeah Id been wanting to parody it for almost a year, thanks!
Ethan: Alright,\ that's cool. anything from 3-5 is good in my book.
AFW: LOL,thanks
Yoidy: Oh, there's plenty of things on, I think I saw something about astronauts in diapers Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears shaving her head, oh yeah and American Idol, and tons of other things.
Tomario: Larry King, Anyways, thanks
Michael : Thanks!
B.A. Dave : Thanks, I love the OS though, and the band too. Thanks, yeah I did what I could!
Bobpie: Thanks!! Check the song out anyways, it's awesome, so's the video.
Jason : Thanks
Matthias and Agri : Thanks again
Cat: Thanks!
Mike- Thanks! LOL they sure are.
Peter: Sure! Thanks!
Tomario again: Thanks!
Max Power - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Has anyone told you that if you watch all that TV you'll end up with square eyes ;-)
Johnny D - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 555 channels of fun!
Tim Mayfield - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good reminder on why I read instead. LOL! good job!
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I already commented fully on this one, can't expand it much more:)
THE CHARNSTAR - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) er, you missed Gilligan's Island and,, I think that's about it - funny stuff, Jack - and an insight into your viewing habits - 555
Red Ant - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny work, Jack, and you put a lot of research and effort into this. The rhyme scheme of this song is fairly tricky though, and the verses for the most part lacked that, which made following this to TOS harder than it needed to be. 455.
wannabemustangjockey - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - There's a lot of name dropping here but without knowing the OS it just sounds like a random list.

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