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Song Parodies -> "Golfing Idiot"

Original Song Title:

"Idioteque"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Radiohead

Parody Song Title:

"Golfing Idiot"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

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Stuck in a bunker
Stuck in a bunker
Titleist is submersed
My ball's submersed
My game is cursed
I hack, but I just suck at golf
In sand traps I'm the worst
I am the worst
I am worst

Stuck in a bunker
Stuck in a bunker
I have sliced too much
Keep hitting in the rough
Keep hitting in it
I hack, but I just suck at golf
When putting I'm the worst
I am the worst
I am worst

I think out loud
"It's time to break out the Bud Light"
I think out loud
"It's time to break out the Bud Light"

Beer girl coming
Beer girl coming
Let me see those thighs
Let me see those thighs
Let me see those
Beer girl coming
Beer girl coming
Short shorts, I'll tip higher
Short shorts, I'll tip higher
I will tip her

I don't care about this sport
Really just like the drinking
The drinking
I don't care about this sport
Really just like the drinking
The drinking
No more chipping
Just sweet sipping
Tip the beer girl and wink
Tip the beer girl and wink
Tip the beer girl

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Andria - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Great one, WDH, only problem is DKTOS. I better show this one to my dad and my Uncle Steve. They golf just like this.
Christie Marie M - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
You shot 555 holes in ones with this one! I've been on AmIRight since 2006 btw.

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