[Verse 1]
Oh, well imagine.
As I'm driving around with this defiled food
And I can't hlep but to think,
No I can't help but to think about what Jim has done
"Time for delcious pizza!"
Time for delicious pizza
Says the young boy to his father
And yes but what a shame
What a shame the poor boy has just ate spit

[Hook, Version 1]
I ask them with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Eating the good DiGorno?"
It's much better to eat these kinds of foods
With the thought that it's just not delivery!
I ask them
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Eating the good DiGorno?"
It's much better to eat these kinds of foods
With the thought that...

[Verse 2]
Oh
Well in fact,
I will look at it this way,
I mean technically secret is safe,
Well this calls for
A raise so
Call the boss please

OH!
Well in fact,
I will look at it this way,
I mean technically secret is safe,
Well this calls for a raise so
Call the boss please
Call the boss please

[Hook, Version 2]
I ask them with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Eating the good DiGorno?"
It's much better to eat these kinds of foods
With the thought that it's just not delivery!

I ask them
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Eating the good DiGorno?"
It's much better to eat these kinds of foods
With the thought that IT'S JUST NOT DELIVERY!
Again!
[Repeat above]