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Song Parodies -> "I Write Sins, Not Parodies"

Original Song Title:

"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

PANIC! At the Disco

Parody Song Title:

"I Write Sins, Not Parodies"

Parody Written by:

NeonPaul

The Lyrics

For my other sins, check out just about anything associated with the name "NeonPaul"
Oh, well imagine, as I'm reading the news from a kids' magazine
And I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear a recital of verse.
"What a beautiful lyric!"
"What a beautiful lyric!" Says a seagull to a painter
And "Yes, but NeonPaul, NeonPaul has spoiled it for ever more"

I cried then, sobbing "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or bottle full of antifreeze

I cried then. "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or...

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean actu'ly they recalled my name
As "This boy, at the most, has wasted his brain"
Oh, well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean actu'ly they recalled my name
As "This boy, at the most, has wasted his brain"
"Wasted his brain"?

I cried then, sobbing "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or bottle full of antifreeze

I cried then, "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or
Bottle full of antifreeze

Again...

I cried then, sobbing "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or bottle full of antifreeze

I cried then, "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or
Bottle full of antifreeze

Again...
That line ending "fore ever more" caused me great agony. I'm not proud of it.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 16

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Abbie - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
its sad that you would take a awesome song and turn it i to crap. oh well your opinion
Kyu - February 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Not bad c; Lol u should do one for death of a bachelor

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