-> "Robbed An Egyptian Tomb"
Original Song Title:
"Nine In The Afternoon" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Robbed An Egyptian Tomb"
We are all thieves inside this clan
We’ll steal everything we can, it goes
If it’s not bolted down
Picking up things we shouldn’t take
But there was a curse that was cast here, oh no
I scream like a small girl
As we loaded the gold into our van
We are attacked by bugs
That crawl under our skin!
It’s our disgrace that caused this doom
We’re full of gloom since we robbed an Egyptian tomb
Eeek! Is that thing a mummy!
Eeek! That can’t be good!
Eeek! I think that we all are screwed!
Cause we robbed an Egyptian tomb
His skin is all wrinkled and pruned
Here I search and I scan the whole room
That door made of wood
Might get us back to the dunes
Get us out of this haunted tomb
Your groans are all out of tune
And all of your bandages flew
(W)rap star from the hood
There’s no relief
Being a thief
You’re not appealing just pealing off see
And this ain’t my scene!
I see your face
It’s full of decay
Man, You must be so old, Too old to count
And it still ain’t my scene!
Knocked off my feet, I need a neck brace
In this damn tomb you devoured Stan (AHHH!!!)
In this damn tomb I’m less of a man
In this spooky Egyptian tomb!
Now where did I put that harpoon?
I just need one stab and your through
You are misunderstood
You’re just pissed we woke you
Taking naps in Egyptian tombs
I don’t think you’ll let us out soon
And your manly hands are quite huge
When you’re choking Dud
You put in him in your stew
For supper in Egyptian tombs
Next time I’ll bring a platoon
Being only one man I am screwed
You groaned when you stood
I wet my pantaloons
Pissed my pants in Egyptian tombs
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