Song Parodies -> "Beers I Promise You"

Original Song Title:

"This I Promise You"

Original Performer:

N'SYNC

Parody Song Title:

"Beers I Promise You"

Parody Written by:

llamaboy-69

The Lyrics

wala lang.... hey, why am I speaking in Tagalog? This is dedicated to all drunk people in America.

When the drunk men around you,
Bring jeers to your life.
And all that surrounds you,
Are vodkas and wine.

They'll be your strength
They'll give you dope,
Ditching your blues 'till it's gone.
The one you shouldn't call,
Those cops that eat dough at home...

CHORUS
And I will take you to the bar,
And drink some brews 'till we are stoned.
'Til this day your blues are through...
Beers I promise you...
Beers I promise you...

I've been here forever,
With beer, fries, and wine.
And I promise you never...
You will hurt anytime.

I give you my beers,
I give you my cheers.
This is the bottle I drunk.
And with this vow,
The fever has now begun...

CHORUS
And I will take you to the bar,
And drink some brews 'till we are stoned.
'Til this day your blues are through...
Beers I promise you...
Beers I promise you...

Over and over I fall...
When I drink you stall...
Without beers in my life, baby.
I just wouldn't be living at all...

CHORUS
And I will take you to the bar,
And drink some brews 'till we are stoned.
'Til this day your blues are through...
Beers I promise you, baby...

Just booze your life,
Don't drink and drive.
And know this feeling won't go away.
'Til this day your blues are through...
Beers I promise you, (hic)
'Til this day your blues are through...
Beers I promise you, (hic)
ooh I promise you...ooh yeah... (hic)

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Sam_Spam - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for nailing this song. I had a lovesick friend who listened to the original 38 times in a row 'cause he broke up with his girlfriend. Should have sung this version for him.

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