(Hey, yeah!)
Five/Five/Five!
All fives!
All fives!
Oh, yeah.
I'm commentin' tonight
This really is an awesome sight
You got it all just right
Oh, people, come on
I loved it endlessly
The perfect parody
So now lets get together, give you a throne!
I think you need a perfect score,
And it ain't no lie
I wanna see you write some more,
You get five/five/fives!
All fives!

I have to give this song its due -
Wanna kill the guy who gave your song a two.
You should hate him cause his vote's a lie -
You get 5/5/5s.
Though when I scan I'm kinda rough,
Finding problems with this one is kinda tough.
Might sound biased,
But it ain't no lie
You get five/five/fives.
Oh yeah.

I'm buyin' you vermouth
And maybe get some vodka too
Just give me some good lyrics
Cause you're the bomb

I lived to fin'lly see
Perfection in a parody -
You can't get too much better
Than this one.
I think you need a perfect score,
And it ain't no lie,
You better go and write some more -
You've been five/five/five'd!

I have to give this song its due -
Wanna kill the guy who gave your song a two.
You should hate him cause his vote's a lie -
You get 5/5/5s.
Though when I scan I'm kinda rough,
Finding problems with this one is kinda tough.
Might sound biased,
But it ain't no lie,
You get five/five/fives!

I'm giving you a perfect score
When compared to you, my wit could make a person snore
All fives!
I'm givin' up, I'm signin' off
Cause the humor I can make just isn't good enough

When compared to songs by you
Mine's a piece of poo
Yeah, you've left me way behind
5/5/5
I could try to be all tough,
Tell you nasty stuff -
It would be a lie
All 5s!
I have to give this song its due -
Wanna kill the guy who gave your song a two (you make me look like a fool)
And it ain't no lie
You get 5/5/5s!
When I review I'm kinda rough
Finding problems with this one is kinda tough.
Might sound biased,
But it ain't no lie -
five/five/five'd!
{echoing "all fives" fading out}