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Song Parodies -> "Bile Times Three"

Original Song Title:

"Bye Bye Bye"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bile Times Three"

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The Lyrics

I'm not really a heavy drinker but I just woke up this morning and had part of the song stuck in my head...
(Hey, Hey)
Bile, Bile, Bile
Bile, Bile...
Bile, Bile...
Oh, No..

I'll puke this beer all night,
I know that it won't be alright.
Especially when I puke,
On some other drunk schmoe.
I'll throw up endlessly,
So better stay away from me.
But if you're gonna leave I'll have to drink more
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I'll try to get up off the floor
better, try, try, try...

Bile Bile
Don't wanna have to puke on you
But I'm gonna start spewing in a sec or two
Try to stop it coz it ain't just bile
gonna, try, try, try...
Bile, Bile
Don't really wanna make it tough,
Especially when you tell me that I've had enough.
I might sound crazy,
Coz I say I'm fine,
I feel, fine, fine, fine

(Oh, No)
Don't hit me with your shoe,
Now, I know I haven't puked on you.
So give me one good reason,
Lady, come on
I'm sober to my knees,
And there's a karaoke machine,
So if you don't mi-ind I'll sing Nsync songs.
You know that you can't take no more
It ain't no lie,
Try to kick me out that door
Coz I'm a human sty...

I'm throwing up I know for sure
I don't wanna be the carpet in your house, its true
Bile Bile
I'm laughing loud
And zoning off
Not feeling like a loser and feeling pretty tough

I don't feel like such a fool
Have a beer or two
Bile is rising every time
Time, time, time

I'm doing lots of stupid stuff (stupid stuff)
And I just threw up
I'm a human sty (its, bile baby...)
Bile, Bile
Trying not to spew on you
Especially when you're holding a stiletto shoe
(I know what that shoe can do)
I don't wanna die
Can't hold, bile, bile, bile...

I'm throwing up on all this stuff (I'm throwing up on all this stuff),
All over the carpet and on the couch (its a bile-filled couch).
I'm just spewing,
A whole ton of bile,
Bile, bile, bile

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