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Song Parodies -> "Shave Lady!"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Shave Lady!"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

This is my first parody in the last couple of months. Hope it goes well ! : )
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Girls say, Boys say
Shave lady, Shave lady, Shave
Shave goatee, hairy

I'm the kinda girl that looks like a guy
But All I can do is sit and wonder why
Shavin' my chin, to look more feminine.
Puttin makeup on, try to cover it

I don't, fit in
With the, hot chicks

I'm nothing like all the other bald faced girls.
With the goatee on my hairy chin.

Food is stuck on my facial hair
I'm wishin' that my face were a bit more bare.
With the hair above my lips which doesn't turn you on.
And makes me not look cool.

And my friends say
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Girls say, Boys say
Shave lady, Shave lady, Shave
Shave goatee, hairy
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Boys say, Girls say
Shave lady, shave lady, shave
And I also got some hair on my back.

I'm the one they look down on.
They just stare at my chin bone.
And if I shaved enough I'd get a mate
But I don't really feel like having a date.

No matter what I do, the hair still clings
One of those girls who want balding
And what would I stroke when contemplating?
I would stroke the thin air.

And my friends say
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Girls say, Boys say
Shave lady, Shave lady, Shave
Shave goatee, hairy
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Boys say, Girls say
Shave lady, shave lady, shave
And I also got some hair on my back.


Ask me to shave, and I'll get so crazy.
Even though nobody believes that I'm a lady
There is no need to impress the babies
Won't shave baby, no way baby.
Ask me to shave, and I'll get so crazy.
Even though nobody believes that I'm a lady
There is no need to impress the babies
Won't shave baby, no way baby.
When I walk right in the people stop and gaze at me.
Got me all shook up and I'm just sitting waiting
For someone to ask me to get up and dance baby.
But no, baby, Shave lady.

Food is stuck on my facial hair
I'm wishin' that my face were a bit more bare.
With the hair above my lips which doesn't turn you on.
And makes me not look so cool.

And my friends say
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Girls say, Boys say
Shave lady, Shave lady, Shave
Shave goatee, hairy
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Boys say, Girls say
Shave lady, shave lady, shave
For someone to ask me to get up and dance baby.
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Girls say, Boys say
Shave lady, Shave lady, Shave
When I walk right in the people stop and gaze at me.
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Boys say, Girls say
Shave lady, shave lady, shave
And I also got some hair on my back.

Hope you enjoyed it.... wanna leave a comment?

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Stephen aka Step-chan - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't know the original song(I need to expand my music collection alittle more). Looks like a good parody, though. =)
Dominic L. - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen! I actually like No Doubt, but the album that this is on, Rocksteady, isn't all that great... in fact, I don't like it much at all... I'm sure they have it on rockmagic... or whatever that website is
Rick C - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I can just see Gwen singing this. HA! :-) 555
Kike420 - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This is funny. I could just hear it in my head while reading it. Nice job.
Mr. Red Shirt - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe! I love it!

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