-> "Can't Sleep"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Speak"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Sleep"
The Lyrics
Silently
Im lying in my bedroom
This bed don't have much headroom
How gay
This matress feels
Like its missing a few springs
I can't believe you buy things
Discount
The lonely dark
Oh, there's a ghost
I miss my old house why'd we have to go?
Can't sleep
This waterbed is leakin'
And I can't stand the feeling
Won't let me sleep on hers
Can't sleep
I've went and over-eaten
And now I feel like heaving
Won't let me sleep on hers
The floorboard creaks
A branch hits of the window
I hear the 'ghostly widow'
Frightening
Half past 5
Got no shut eye
Put my head down to rest and really try-y-y-y-yy
Can't sleep
This room is really freezin
The heating is the reason
Won't let me sleep in hers
No-o-o-o-o
Can't sleep
It's cold, hard winter season
And we aint got no heating
Won't let me sleep in hers
Its so frightening
Being awoke by lightening
in the night
Begging please
I'm on my knees and crying
Why me?
Can't sleep
And now it's almost morning
Baby, i'm still yawning
Won't let me sleep in hers
No, no
Can't sleep
Why'd you do this to me
And now im feeling poorly
Just let me sleep in hers
Just let me sleep in hers
You think im complaining
But i'm contemplating
No sleep
No sleep
No sleep
No!
Now i'm going crazy
People think i'm lazy
I'm going mad
I'm going mad
I'm going real mad
Oh, Why, why, why, why?
Why, why, why, why?
No! No! No!
Hush i'm sleepin'
Hush i'm sleepin'
Hush Hush
Won't let me sleep in hers
Hush i'm sleepin'
Hush i'm sleepin'
Hush Hush
Won't let me sleep in hers
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