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Song Parodies -> "Hacker"

Original Song Title:

"Closer"

Original Performer:

Ne Yo

Parody Song Title:

"Hacker"

Parody Written by:

bobdestroyerofworlds

The Lyrics

First parody, enjoy ( the use of "it" in chorus is the computer)
Beginning:
hacker
in your
computer



Verse 1:
Turn the lights off in this place
And the screen shines alot
And I swear I know her face
I just stole your credit card
I got the beta for Diabolo III
I 'll give it to you for free
the FBI's in my ear... Literally.
Telling me I can't Firesale America
Like in Die Hard 4
but I'm a hacker
A hacker



Chorus:
And I just can't pull myself away
Under it's spell I can't break
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)
And I just can't break myself no way
But I don't want to escape
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)



Verse 2:
I can feel it on my skin
It's on the tip of my tongue
It's the sweetest taste I've seen
Another job well done
A new virus, I have made
Yoda grammar attack!
Hacker, I am.



Chorus:
And I just can't pull myself away
Under it's spell I can't break
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)
And I just can't break myself no way
But I don't want to escape
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)



(I'm a hacker) x 7
I just can't stop nooooo
I got your stuff ooooooh
I just can't stop nooooo
I got your stuff ooooooh



Chorus:
And I just can't pull myself away
Under it's spell I can't break
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)
And I just can't break myself no way
But I don't want to escape
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)
I just can't stop (Hacking your stuff)
And I just can't pull myself away
Under it's spell I can't break
I just cant stop (Hacking your stuff)
I just cant stop (Hacking your stuff)



End:
I'm a hacker
Thank you, I'm here all week!

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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Eloise, the Plaza Hotel kid - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmm, nice, although there are some rawther bad snags in certain parts of the song, and the fact that you didn't parody all of the lyrics kept me from giving you a high score. Nice try for your first parody, though... Love & Kisses, Eloise... = )

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