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Song Parodies -> "St.Suckfest"

Original Song Title:

"St.Anger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"St.Suckfest"

Parody Written by:

Metalmanallica01

The Lyrics

This is my first parody and it probably isn't the best but be gentle.
St.Anger in my trash can
St.Anger in my trash can
No longer a Metallica fan
St.Anger in my trash can




St.Anger in my trash can
(it f***ing sucks, it f***ing sucks)
St.Anger in my trash can
(it f***ing sucks, it f***ing sucks)
No longer a Metallica fan
(it f***ing sucks, it f***ing sucks)
St.Anger in my trash can!!!


F**k it all, I give up
Metallica's songs can't get crappy enough
If they make one more bad song, i'll need a gun so I can shoot myself, to shoot myself in the head!!
F**k it all, I give up
Metallica's songs can't get crappy enough
F**k the noose, ain't hanging myself
I'll just show St.Anger no respect!!

I feel my world shake
As Metallica's suckage makes my anger quake!
Why did they relase this?
Can't they see? It's utter s**t!



Metallica I'm mad at you!
Metallica I'm mad at you!
Metallica I'm mad at you!
I believe you sold out too!


F**k it all, I give up
Metallica's songs can't get crappy enough
If they make one more bad song, i'll need a gun to shoot myself, to shoot myself in the head!
F**k it all, I give up
Metallica's songs can't get crappy enough
F**k the noose, ain't hanging myself
I'll just show St.Anger no respect!!

St.Anger in my trash can
St.Anger in my trash can
No longer a Metallica fan
St.Anger in my trash can

St.Anger in my trash can
(it f***ing sucks, it f***ing sucks)
St.Anger in my trash can
(it f***ing sucks, it f***ing sucks)
No longer a Metallica fan
(it f***ing sucks, it f***ing sucks)
St.Anger in my trash can
(it f***ing sucks, it f***ing sucks)

(play drumset for 55 seconds)


I want your music to be good!
I want an actual decent song!
I want an album that isn't lame!
Yeah, and I want Lars to never touch snare drums again!

NEVER AGAIN!!!

F**k it all, I give up
Metallica's songs can't get crappy enough
If they make one more bad song, i'll need a gun to shoot myself, to shoot myself in the head!
F**k it all, I give up
Metallica's songs can't get crappy enough
F**k the noose, ain't hanging myself
I'll just show St.Anger no respect!!

I feel my world shake
As Metallica's suckage makes my anger quake!
Why did they relase this?
Can't they see? It's utter s**t!

Metallica I'm mad at you!
Metallica I'm mad at you!
Metallica I'm mad at you!
I believe you sold out too!

(Play solo)



F**k it all, I give up
Metallica's songs can't get crappy enough
If they make one more bad song, i'll need a gun to shoot myself, to shoot myself in the head!
F**k it all, I give up
Metallica's songs can't get crappy enough
F**k the noose, ain't hanging myself
I'll just show St.Anger no respect!! (repeat solo until song ends)





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Nick Zeman - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I think St' Anger was an attempt by metallica to get back to their hardcore speed metal roots. The problem with the album is it sounds watered down on the drumming and guitars. So whether this is meant to be funny or from the heart about your feelings about it is right on the money that can't be argued with. Their latest Death Magnetic is their best since Ad Justice For All in my opinion. Great parody.
Metalmanallica01 - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks man, yeah St.Anger was horrible indeed. ALthough I did like Unnamed Feeling and SOme Kind Of Monster, but that's it. I agree about Death Magnetic, it is very good.
Rodney - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Haha! This one is my favorite parody of St.Anger (though they are all good) you stick closer to the actual lyrics but at the same time don't sound just like the song. Good job.

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