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Song Parodies -> "This is the Old Shit"

Original Song Title:

"This is the New Shit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"This is the Old Shit"

Parody Written by:

Christopher L. Moore

The Lyrics

Everything you've said before
Could be said about you and more.
When there's no shame
Everyone's life's just a game.

Chatter, chatter, snitch, snitch
Rumor, rumor, slander, slander
hex, hex, hex, don't forget the libel.
"Ha, ha, ha!"
Gotta laugh at the forlorn and lonely.
Stick your stupid gossip in.
Everybody string along!
Chatter, chatter, snitch, snitch
Rumor, rumor, slander, slander
hex, hex, hex, don't forget the libel.
Ha, ha, ha
Gotta laugh at the forlorn and lonely.
Stick your stupid gossip in
Everybody string along!

Are you rumormongers ready for the old shit?
Shut up don't commit it, tomorrow could be your turn.
This is the old shit,
Shut up and admit it.
Should we say it? NO!
Do we hear it? YEAH!
This is the old shit
Shut up and admit it.

Chatter, chatter, snitch, snitch
Rumor, rumor, slander, slander
hex, hex, hex, don't forget the libel.
"Ha, ha, ha"
Gotta laugh at the forlorn and lonely.
Stick your stupid gossip in.
Everything you've said before
Could be said about you and more.
When there's no shame
Everyone's life's just a game.

Are you rumormongers ready for the old shit?
Shut up don't commit it, tomorrow could be your turn.
This is the old shit,
Shut up and admit it.
Should we say it? NO!
Do we hear it? YEAH!

This is the old shit
Shut up and admit it.

Now it's "You-know-who
Did all that you-know-what
With you-know-who you-know-where."
Now with "You-know-who
Did all that you-know-what
With you-know-who you-know-where."
Now with "You-know-who
Did all that you-know-what
With you-know-who you-know-where."
Now with "You-know-who
Did all that you-know-what
With you-know-who you-know-where."

Chatter, chatter, snitch, snitch
Rumor, rumor, slander, slander
hex, hex, hex, don't forget the libel.
"Ha, ha, ha!"
Gotta laugh at the forlorn and lonely.
Stick your stupid gossip in
Everybody string along!

Are you rumormongers ready for the old shit?
Shut up don't commit it, tomorrow could be your turn.
This is the old shit,
Shut up and admit it.
Should we say it? NO!
Do we hear it? YEAH!
This is the old shit.
Shut up and admit it.

"Listen
We think we're above them
Listen
We think we're above them
Listen
We think we're above them
Listen
We think we're above them
Listen
We think we're above Them"
copyright 2010

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Mister 1s - July 07, 2010 - Report this comment
I didn't think profanity was allowed in parodies on here (whether or not the original title contains it). I thought What Freaks was the place for that.
Ro Ro - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
dude how could you slander manson like that when those lyrics aint nothing to manson music. no offense but if you seriously tried going up against marilyn manson song to song aint nopt way you could win bro

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