Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Personal Hygene"

Original Song Title:

"Personal Jesus"

Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"Personal Hygene"

Parody Written by:

Aoife Burke

The Lyrics

i am only 12 so im sorry if it stinks . i wrote it in science class ... you would never guess
reach out and touch soap

your own
personal hygene
somthing to banish germs
get rid of worms
your own personal hygene
somthing to banish germs
get rid of worms

sitting in a science lab
your all alone
looking under a microscope
look at all the enzymes
you leave the room in no time

lying in the bath
scratching your ass
lying in your own dirt
u gotta confess
the thought just makes you shiver
and really makes u quiver

your own
personal hygene
somthng that will banish germs
and get rid of worms

reach out and touch soap

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   2
 3   1
 4   1
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Aaron Dodson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so I can't really give a good vote on the pacing. It was funny, though. I just averaged pacing to 3, funny 5, overall 4. I'm 12 too, BTW.
Righty - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, wasn't it Depeche Mode that did the tune to this originally? - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You're 12?! I'm impressed. "Reach out and touch soap" - heh heh.
LadyGaladriel - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good for a twelve-year-old. Keep at it.
AOIFE BURKE - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Aoife burke - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
aw man SHOOT ME i havn lukd at this in almost 16 now.....i sukd

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 667