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Song Parodies -> "HSC New Year"

Original Song Title:

"This Is The New Shit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"HSC New Year"

The Lyrics

In NSW Australia, the final year of high school requires us to do the Higher School Certificate (HSC). This song explores the highs
and lows going from the end of Year 11 into the dreaded Year
12 and the unemployment that inevitably ensues.
Almost the end of Term Four.
HSC is here. And what's more:
It's such a game, you just pass a primate score.

Chapel Chapel Maths Maths Chapel Chapel Arty Fartys,
Extension for nerds to bat their eyelids.
Drama buffs got to hurry stuff or get bad marks.
Chemistry's for bogans and History bloody goes so long.
(repeat)

Are you Year Elevens ready, for this new year?
Stand with pencil in your hand steady.
HSC new year, has you playing for keeps.
Do we need it? NO.
Will we pass it? YES.
HSC new year. A nuisance, a bitch.

Scribble Scribble Teach Teach Scribble Scribble Study Study
Texts Texts Texts and don't forget your diary.
Phosphorous. What's the capital of Samoa.
Which year did Columbus go? Never bloody wanna know!
Almost the end of Term Four.
HSC is here. And what's more:
It's such a game, you just pass a primate score.

Are you Year Twelve students steady, in this new year?
You're already getting really fed-up.
HSC ruins shit, no more parties for me.
Will you pass it? NO.
Study for it? YES.
HSC ruins shit. Including your career.

Studied till half past two, at six am got up.
Same old clothes you wear, left them draped on your chair.
Spend all day at school, then work till ten o'clock.
This for one whole year? Someone get me out of here!
(repeat)

Double Double Check Check Dabble Dabble Marking Marking
Ticks Ticks Ticks hope they don't get all silenced.
Judges yawn, shit I'd better improve this piece now.
Failing failing, going down. May as well leave with a bow.

Are you Year Twelve students steady, in this new year?
You're already getting really fed-up.
HSC ruins shit, no more parties for me.
Will you pass it? NO.
Study for it? YES.
HSC ruins shit. Including your career.

Let down. Oh the pain, I've blown.
Get out. Minimal pay now!
Let down. Oh the pain, I've blown.
Get out. Minimal pay now!

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
THANKYOU TO THE MILLIONS OF VOTERS WHO WILL NOT STOP DISHING OUT VOTES AND COMMENTS FOR THIS PARODY. OUT OF ALL OF MY WORKS, THIS ONE HAS RECEIVED THE MOST HITS OUT OF THE LOT. PLEASE, SLOW DOWN AND PACE YOURSELVES IN SWAMPING THIS PARODY WITH PRAISE!!! ...PS. Note tone of sarcasm.
Joey - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
maybe cos it sucks
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
*Turning purple, but guffawing on the inside*
EmiLoca - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I was planning on going lifetime on Joey's tuffet, but the thought of someone purple makes me giggle. Good job anyhow.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
'Going lifetime'? Another phrase I find foreign to me. I hear you also use the phrase 'burn' in the same way we Aussies use 'get cut' * make scissoring motions with fingers*. I actually am quite purple at the moment, being forced to watch three full games of rugbyrugbyrugby as our school played a touring Sydney team in the hot sun. You may not have noticed, but I am in a rather rugbyrugbyrugby obsessed culture. Thanks, EmiLoca!
EmiLoca - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
No problem. I've never seen rugby except late at night on ESPN (which I don't exactly make a habit of watching), and it looks pretty...erm, nice. Isn't it fun to be in an obsessed culture? For us (well, my family) it's football. The pointless tackling kind, mind you, not the kind where you actually use your feet. Believe me, when you've got brothers who prepare months in advance for the "Stupor" Bowl, you know something's wrong with either your gene pool or your culture. [/endramble]
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I use my feet. I will be using my feet within three hours at an evening match, first of the winter season. Mind you, down here we still get sunburn in winter. 'Stupor' bowl: nice. Hopefully its your culture that's to blame. I come from the yellow area of the gene pool.
EmiLoca - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good luck with your match. *wait a second.* Actually, by now it's probaby over. Hope you did well. Over here, May is sort of mid-springish, not winter. But I'd better not confuse myself. Nonetheless, over here we get a different kind of burn during our winter. If you're from the yellow area of the gene pool, may I infer that you are warm, unsanitary and shallow?
EmiLoca - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Probaby. Yes, I meant to spell it that way.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hoorah, we won 1-0 against university guys. Here's to twisting my ankle and still soldiering on in a rugby-like way thus buggering it up even more! *ow* Alfredo hit me. Warm, unsanitary and shallow has it down to a 'T' ... for tepid.
nancygirl - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
*stares at prievious entries8 erm...yea, nice parody pal *runs*.

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