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Song Parodies -> "We Belong In Leather"

Original Song Title:

"We Belong Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"We Belong In Leather"

Parody Written by:

Crispy Lips

The Lyrics

I hope this isn't too sexual...I've seen worse on this site...
I know you mean it
When you force me to eat dirt, you know
You strap my legs in tight
You're never gonna let me go
I ain't worth nothing
I am stupid, I'm a pig
I'm a disgrace to myself
I could not fathom all the uses for a latex glove
Never imagined I'd be tied and hung from up above
Cause I didn't know you
Cause I didn't know me
But I thought I knew everything
I never felt

The feeling that I'm feeling
Now that I'm down on my knees
Or have to beg and kiss your feet
And say "yes, master, please"
Oh, what I wouldn't give
To have your whole fist inside
My rear, cause baby

[chorus]
When I scream I want you to whip me
Cover my eyes so I can't see
Hurt me master, please
Cause we belong in leather

Who else ya gonna pee on
While my hands are cuffed?
Who's gonna pull the plug from my ass
When the damn thing gets stuck
Who's gonna slap my face
Or tickle me with a feather?
Oh, baby baby, we belong in leather!!

With the restraints so tight
I'm gonna break my spine
Hope my pubic hairs will regrow
Yelling at me
"You're a filthy dog, bow-wow!!"
Wait the dildo's
In too deep (too deep)
It's too much penetration
I can see you smile
I'm about to break,
And then you get the rubber mace,
"I'm gonna torture you"
Skin is starting to smart
I'm trying to keep it together
While you tear me apart

I'm feel you've taken me to hell and back
By dripping wax, spanking
Frying my nipples
With an electric cattle prong
The pain reflected in this song
It ain't even half of what
I'm feeling inside
I really really need the rack in my life, baby

[chorus]
When I scream I want you to whip me
Cover my eyes so I can't see
Hurt me master, please
Cause we belong in leather

Who else ya gonna pee on
While my hands are cuffed?
Who's gonna pull the plug from my ass
When the damn thing gets stuck
Who's gonna slap my face
Or tickle me with a feather?
Oh, baby baby, we belong in leather!!

[chorus]
When I scream I want you to whip me
Cover my eyes so I can't see
Hurt me master, please
Cause we belong in leather

Who else ya gonna pee on
While my hands are cuffed?
Who's gonna pull the plug from my ass
When the damn thing gets stuck
Who's gonna slap my face
Or tickle me with a feather?
Oh, baby baby, we belong in leather!!

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 16

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AFW - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
A few pacing problems...but overall...very well done..and some very good lines
Michael Pacholek - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Since you appear to be new to this site, you probably haven't heard this one before: You always complain about the leather, but you never do anything about it!
Olvan The Terrible - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Isn't this more suited for WhatFreaks.com?
TREKKA - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
this is one of the worst parodies ever ''Oh, what I wouldn't give To have your whole fist inside My rear, cause baby'' WTF????
Yet Another Dutchman - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Leather? I hardly KNOW her! Cool parody.
... - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
ROFLMMFAO!! That was hilarious!
Yet Another Dutchman - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Crispy Lips, if you want to know how powerful your parody is, consider this: a week after I still hear your parody's lyrics when Mariah's playing on the radio. Especially the part where she says "it's too deep, too deep" cracks me up! Thank you so much!
Dayna - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I think this is the funniest part : To have your whole fist inside My rear, cause baby It's pretty clever. A little off paced, though
Dayna - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I think this is the funniest part : To have your whole fist inside My rear, cause baby It's pretty clever. A little off paced, though
javero - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
To me, it's better than the original LOL.
Josh - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the funniest thing on here. I almost died from laughter. You're good at this.
Parody_rater - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Very Good although disturbing @times 555

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