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Song Parodies -> "I'm So Fat"

Original Song Title:

"We Belong Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"I'm So Fat"

Parody Written by:

MysteryGoat

The Lyrics

From The Album "Something Goats Can Dance To"
(Ooh, ooh, sweet tea, yeah)

I just don't understand why I can't roll around in bed
Or other people when they see me question if I'm dead
With just a craving I was hungry
A little famished, I just wanted a snack
Well it all started with that double quarter pounder meal
How could I pass up buying twenty it was such a deal
But they didn't say, that I was gonna get fat
If I ate them all that day, how could I know

I exercise a little more since my remote has gone
My circulation has increased since all I do is yawn
So tell me why I'm having trouble fitting through the door
Real tight, I'm chafing
(I keep getting fatter)

Now I can't fit into any jeans
Busting out of all my seams
Can you tell me please
Why do I keep getting fatter

It couldn't have been that sausage I ate last night
Or guzzling down all those beers cause I made sure they were light
It couldn't have been that twenty-five-slice bacon platter
Oh tell me why do I keep getting fatter

I can't sleep at night when I struggle for air
Richard Simmons' got a TV show
Saying to me, I can help you shed those pounds
Wait a minute now I'm hungry (hungry), Let me heat some pizza
Now I flip the channel trying to find Leno
And then I see Emeril Live
All of that chicken grease
Now it's hurting my heart
I thought needed a doctor
But I just had to fart

Just look at all the pictures on the shelf
An athlete, thin, hair
How I used to be a playa in the club
It all started with that stupid little burger I ate for all of my meals
I think I'll sue for half a million, dollars
(I keep getting fatter)

Why can't I even pay for my car
Its just eighty candy bars
I don't understand, why do I keep getting fatter

Couldn't of been all that broccoli drowning in cheese
Couldn't of been when I ordered out it was just Chinese
It couldn't of been that forty pound bowl of cake batter
Oh tell me why do I keep getting fatter

Why did all my clothes suddenly rip
How'd the heck I break my hip
Someone tell me please, why do I keep getting fatter

Now I know it wasn't that pizza pie
Refuse to believe the sandwich the bread was rye
I might as well give up cause it no longer matters
No one's telling me why I keep getting fatter

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MysteryGoat - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Just so everyone knows, this is inspired by the stupid people that eat fast food every night and question why they get fat. The crackhead that sued McDonalds was a big inspiration for this song.

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