I didn't mean it when I said please do not supersize.
A couple burgers, and a Fanta, and 2 apple pies.
I made a mistake 'cause I was hungry,
It was foolish, my blood sugar was low.

Cool Ranch Doritos and some Starburst
And some cherry PEZ "Don't eat too many
You'll get chubby" that's what momma says.
'Didn't know what to do, thought of making grilled cheese
Greased the pan up and everything,
But the cheese wouldn't melt.

The feeling that I'm feeling now
That I can't see my feet.
Or even bend or tie my shoes
Without having a seat.
Oh what I wouldn't give
To have A large Cheese Pizza Pie.
Waiter...

Baby, yes I want my deli meat on rye
And a slice of Pecan Pie.
And a burger or a Bacon Melt with Cheddar.

Who else am I gonna blame when
The beef is tough?

Who's gonna share this tasty sweet Marshmallow fluff?

Who's gonna make me cakes, babe?
The stuff's on the counter, or maybe just
A Bacon Melt With Cheddar.

I can't sleep at night
With these thoughts on my mind.
Betty Crocker's on the telephone
Saying to me "If you like my cake mix now,
Soon it's gonna be much moister, moister...
I hang up the receiver.

So I take a bath; trying to catch a break
But the shower's oozing "Land O' Lakes".
I wish I had some rolls......
And I'm starting to fart
I'm trying to keep them unnoticed
But I think I've been caught.

I feel like something from a horror flick
I'm throwing up, crapping
Trying to figure out what the hell I had eaten
The foods reflected in this song
Ain't even half of what I've buried inside
I need you, need you back
In my life baby [back, baby back ribs]

Baby, yes I want my deli meat on rye
And a slice of Pecan Pie.
And a burger or a Bacon Melt with Cheddar.

Who else am I gonna blame when
The beef is tough?


Who's gonna share this tasty sweet Marshmallow fluff?

Who's gonna make me cakes, babe?
The stuff's on the counter, or maybe just
A Bacon Melt With Cheddar.