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Song Parodies -> "More Lettuce"

Original Song Title:

"4 Minutes"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"More Lettuce"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

My pantry's bare and all I have in my fridge is too much lettuce, hey
My pantry's bare and all I have in my fridge is too much lettuce, hey
My pantry's bare and all I have in my fridge is too much lettuce, hey
My pantry's bare and all I have in my fridge is lettuce...
Come on... yeah... chow down... come on...

Come on boy, I've been waiting for my lunch to be prepared
Well don't give up, there's still 'nuff grub that we have to share
I bought some ranch dressing from the store for something else, I hope there's still spinach
Well I can handle that, I'll refrain from eating fat, can you do that as well? (Can you do that as well?)

I just want it
I will eat it
Though I thought it
It's gotta be what I want
I would taste it
Do have to adjust
Make some salad, if you would really want

Dude, I'm hungry
I only want more lettuce to fill my girth
I won't get angry
No matter what it's worth
I'm still hungry
I only want more lettuce to fill my girth
I won't be angry
I only want more lettuce, more lettuce

Eat it up, eat it up, don't be afraid, hey
Just chow down, uh
You'll know it's good for you [munch munch munch munch munch munch]
Eat it up, eat it up, don't be afraid, hey
Just chow down, uh
You'll know it's good for you [munch munch munch munch munch munch]

Sometimes I think who I need is a darn dietician, yeah
I can tell that you really loved it, and it's so good by the way you ate it, oh hey
The road to green is paved with vegetarians, yeah
What a healthy delight, it'll be nice to cover with ranch then taste it... but is that it?

Can you taste it?
You should try it
If you thought it
It's gonna be what you eat
If you eat it
It must be real please
Spread the word and tell me if it tastes good

Well, I'm starving
I only want more lettuce to fill my girth
That's what I'm craving
I won't be munching dirt
Boy, I'm starving
I only want more lettuce to fill my girth
That's what I'm craving
I only want more lettuce, more lettuce

Eat it up, eat it up, don't be afraid, hey
Just chow down, uh
You'll know it's good for you [munch munch munch munch munch munch]
Eat it up, eat it up, don't be afraid, hey
Just chow down, uh
You'll know it's good for you [munch munch munch munch munch munch]

Chow down!
Yeah [crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch]
Yeah, uh huh [crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch]
I only want more lettuce to fill my girth

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