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Song Parodies -> "One Step Closer"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

Parody Written by:

R 'N R

The Lyrics

This song was influenced by the ride home from a Chinese restaurant while listening to Linkin Park and yes, the main dish was szechuan and it was delicious.
I cannot eat prunes anymore
After all the szechuan i ate before
All these cramps they make me tense
I find bliss in bowl movements
The lesson here there's hell to pay
I still eat Chinese anyway

Just eat tofu...

[Chorus]

Everything I eat Chinese
Takes me one step closer to the bowl
And I'm about to s**t
I need a little Pepto please
Cause I'm one step closer to the bowl
I'm about to s**t

I find that TP is not so near
Need to find a way to wipe my rear
All these s**ts they make such stench
I pass out from my own scent
Glade can't make it go away
Spray it and spray it again

Please shut the door...

[Chorus]

Everything I eat Chinese
Takes me one step closer to the bowl
And I'm about to s**t
I need a little Pepto please
Cause I'm one step closer to the bowl
I'm about to s**t

Shut the door when I'm taking a poo
Shut it, shut it, shut it
Keep it shut when I'm taking a poo
Shut it, shut it, shut it, shut it

I'm about to S**T

[Chorus]

Everything I eat Chinese
Takes me one step closer to the bowl
And I'm about to s**t
I need a little Pepto please
Cause I'm one step closer to the bowl
I'm about to s**t

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Phil Nelson - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
not bad
R 'N R - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
wow big typo there is supposed to be "Every time i eat Chinese" sorry bout that it was late when i decided to post this =P
Christie Marie M - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one, R! In the words of Brian Johnson from "The Breakfast Club": "It's the s**ts, huh?" I also love Chinese food no matter how bad it makes my stomach feel. Here's 555 Imodiums for this one!!

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