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Song Parodies -> "Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Bum"

Parody Written by:

Crazy D.

The Lyrics

This song is through the eyes of a puppy who hasn't been house broken. It is dedicated to it's evil owner who wont let the pup leave brown "gifts".
Tired of pooping where you want me to poop
Feeling so filthy, lost under the dookie
Don't know what you're expecting a me!?
Put all of my pressure, in my stinking peeeee....
(caught in your under toes, dooks caught on your under toe)
Every poop that I make is another mistake to you
(caught in your under toes, dooks caught on your under toe)

My bum's become so numb, I can't feel it now, It's become so sore,
it feels more like "Ow!"
It's becoming fizz, all I want to do
Is take a nice long piss in your brand new shoes.

Can't you see that I'm smothering it, holding it in tightly, afraid to lose control, cause every poop that you thought I will leave,
has fallen apart, right in front of you....
(caught in your under toes, dooks caught on your under toe)
Every poop that I make is another rmistake to you
(caught in your under toes, dooks caught on your under toe)
And every terd that I waste, IS MORE THAN I CAN TAKE!

My bum's become so numb, I can't feel it now, It's become so sore,
it feels more like "Ow!"
It's becoming fizz, all I want to do
Is take a nice long piss in your brand new shoes.


And we know
I may end up dooking too
But I know
You pooped just like me with someone disappointed in you!!!

My bum's become so numb, I can't feel it now, It's become so sore,
it feels more like "Ow!"
It's becoming fizz, all I want to do
Is make a nice brown log on your persian rug

Did I poop where you want me to poop?...


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Meriadoc - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
A little too graphic for me, but the 'caught in your under toes' was a great take on the line in the OS.

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